Look at him. That is a sexy kangaroo. Hes like the Burt Reynolds of kangaroos. Seriously. That pouch must be made of mirrors because i can see myself in it. [laughter] then i also thought that this would be the story of the week, too. Sunday, sunday, sunday. Get ready for the white house fumble to mac. Its a president versus steve bannon. Its an allout war in the oval. It will be messier than your teenagers bedroom. The first hundred viewers receive a temporary [inaudible] at the white house. White house rumble to mac, stopping second. Greg all of that it seems like years ago. Trump has this uncanny ability to warp a time. Whatever we were talking about on thursday it seems like it happened in the 90s and not the 1990s. The 90s, the new top story is making everyone holier than th thou. For him to claim that all the countries of africa are [bleep] is willfully ignorant. [bleep] the whole country. Reporter . Greg its like they never swore in their lives and its all coming out now. I hope
[laughter] a strong choice when the mustache intercept room. To despise our enemies i will also miss him. On my last show redeye they even deliver the state of the show address i am happy to report that redeye host has taken my advice not to take prescription bills before each so i believe this course of action will help him to correctly pronounce difficult words like irreconcilable. [laughter] good luck my little handlebar hobbit. But this would be the greatest day of the decade. When a guy said i can grab a woman anywhere in she likes it and then said if i was in high school and taking it beat the hell out of him. That is called for i would kick your if i was in high school or if i was enjoying cla clam. It is a biological impossibility and that is faster than kevin spacey on the center predator. The original joke was worse. [laughter] so just remember that. Trump tweeted he would go down hard fighting all the way now biden was speaking out against Sexual Assault and the message was
[laughter] i survived. This is has more lineup changes than van halen and if sammy hagar becomes chief of staff, i am out. He was no david lee roth. Now it is rex gets asked. There is a major breaking news this morning from the trump administration. Moments ago the president announced Rex Tillerson is out and secretary of state, ousted would be more accurate here. He will be replaced by the current head of the cia, mike pompeo. Greg so sad. I love the guy. He had the voice of sam elliott and the sturdy body of john goodman. [laughter] he seemed like the kind of dude who could change a tire with his bare hands and crush a can of while doing arm curls using a teenager. Dont do celebrity big brother, rex. Dont do reality shows especially naked and afraid. I want to remember you the way you were. Rex. Greg see what i mean . His replacement is mike pompeo and pompeos replacement is gina possible. Say what you want to say about the spare but they aint aussie and harriet. Study by the medias
Not contain their excitement. The james comey but actually came out early. Oh, good evening, rachel. I want to see how the investigation turned out. Breaking news, they can read. Greg no one said me a book and everyone else got one and it made them feel so funny inside. Comey went further than you were expecting even more so than when he talked about in the book. He is not fully back on President Trump in any way, shape or form. He talked about how the auto body experience and it mustve been an out of body experience. They keep saying that six kids, this aint the bible. Its a freaking book of gossip by a better asked. Heres one revelation. Comey says compromise about something. I thought of new york mafia social club. The Italian Mafia called itself [inaudible] and they draw a line between someone who is a friend of yours meaning someone outside the family and someone who was a friend of ours meaning an official member of the family and the president elect is trying to make a same thin
After risking his life for his country on numerous bomber missions, he was shot down and rescued at 20. What was i doing at 20 . Greg im not what you call a poster boy for heroism i have flat feet would give you up for a slice of poundcake. Its easy to draw comparisons between then and now, 60 million americans fought in world war ii but today 60 Million People watch this. That is repaired by giving you so much of my time and energy. No, ive given you everything, lisa. Greg yeah, lisa. Yeah. Thats no dig at now but just to point out a connection between two errors. All of our entertainment and leisure time was enabled by the bravery of people you might never have met. If you have one of the 16 million in your claim, i salute you. You are lucky. They made my idiocy possible. To quote john kerry in a tweet he sent to me for once, the driftwood dracula was right. The only reason why i can be a full today is because someone was a hero yesterday. Thank you, john, to quote one of your specia