Jimmy thanks for coming. Very nice. Hope you had a good weekend. I certainly did. My wife and i went to a wedding in Central California on the weekend. On the way home our electric car ran out of electric. [ laughter ] i went and got a flu shot at walmart while it was charging for three hours. And i got in a fight with the president s son on twitter. So just a normal regular [ cheers and applause ] you know, the usual weekend. On saturday morning my wife woke me up with the phone in her hand because President Trump tweeted the following, late night hosts are dealing with the democrats for their very unfunny and repetitive material. Always antitrump. Should we get equal time . Which is an interesting question. Especially as the president tweeted this demand for equal time after watching f fox friends breathlessly drool about how great he is for three hours straight. As far as being repetitive goes, i agree with donald trump. I hate it when people are repetitive. Its all fake news. Fake
Surprised to see your house Still Standing . Very surprised. The neighbors called and said our house was Still Standing. So i said lets go. We had livestock here, so we came to get our livestock. Reporter how are they . Burned some. But little pigmy goats. Everyone around us is gone. Next to us over here is still here. So the couple over here and the Fire Department came win bulldozers and they did save it basically by bulldozing all the land. What do you make of that . Its great. Thank god for cdf. Reporter back here live at highway 12, the police have set up a barricade here because of everything going on in glen ellen. There are too many hazards on and along highway 12. Thats the latest near glen ellen. Abc 7 news. Well, fires keep burning in a hard hit part of santa rosa where flames destroyed a number of businesses and hospitals are dealing with not just people but patients that had to be rushed from other facilities. Live from santa rosa with more. Katy. Kristen and dan, i can te
Tonight, stephen welcomes mark ruffalo. Chris matthews. Gilbert gottfried. And thundercat, sitting in with jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how are you . Hey, chris whats going on . Thats right, thats right. Whats going on, you all. Please, have a seat, youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Ladies and gentlemen, happy halloween. cheers and applause everybodys in the spirit. The white house eve decorated. Pretty spooky. Even spookier was this picture melania tweeted of her view from the inside. laughter they actually make it look that way all year long so she doesnt try to escape. laughter this year, i decided to dress up, my costume. Im a latenight talk show host. Were like vampires we only come out after dark, and were extremely pale. Of course, its a scary time for donald trump. I believe it was Michael Jackson who said no ones gonna s
[ cheers and applause ] anthony give me more give me more give me more [ cheers and applause ] whoo thank you thank you. I know its a surprise to see me here. Right now some confused old white lady is trying to adjust the darkness settings on her tv. In Middle America someplace. No, lady. Im not jimmy kimmel. Im your guest host for the night, Anthony Anderson. [ cheers and applause ] every time you hear that name, i need you to shout your ass off, okay . Im going to give a test and see if youre with me. Anthony anderson [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. You might know me from the abc show blackish. [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh, hold on. Thats the one about the black family, not the documentary about those whales getting beat up at seaworld. [ laughter ] thats blackfish. Were blackish. Got it . Good. Im here tonight so jimmy can be home with his family. As you may have heard, his son billy was born with a heart condition just two weeks ago. It was very scary but for
Heres Anthony Anderson [ cheers and applause ] anthony give me more give me more give me more [ cheers and applause ] whoo thank you thank you. I know its a surprise to see me here. Right now some confused old white lady is trying to adjust the darkness settings on her tv. In Middle America someplace. No, lady. Im not jimmy kimmel. Im your guest host for the night, Anthony Anderson. Ch every time you hear that name, i need you to shout your ass off, okay . Im going to give a test and see if youre with me. Anthony anderson [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. You might know me from the abc show blackish. [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh, hold on. Thats the one about the black family, not the documentary about those whales getting beat up at seaworld. [ laughter ] thats blackfish. Were blackish. Got it . Good. Im here tonight so jimmy can be home with his family. As you may have heard, his son billy was born with a heart condition just two weeks ago. It was very scary but f