I wu v you. Larry and i wu v you as well. Im larry wilmore, your host for the next, well, 29 minutes and 341 31 seconds. Now let me vus say its never easy when your Television Show gets canceled. But have i to say for me, there has been a silver lining, you guys. All the free booze. Really. No, really. Oh my gosh oh my gosh, samantha bees show sent over some cases of wine, right. And then Stephen Colbert sent over an amazing assortment of liquor, right. Okay, all right, so earlier today i could barely contain my excitement when i received a word that a package had arrived if our friends at the daily show and then i opened it up. laughter seriously . Pastries, guys . How am i going to get wasted eating a stupid almond croissant. I pass out eating these but now let me just say john oliver sent over this. cheers and applause thats how you do it, daily show. I get it, last week has a whole week to figure out what theyre going to send. So its really not fair to compare, i get it. I get it i
cheers and applause . Larry thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Larry, larry, larry larry thank you, i appreciate it. Please have a seat. Larry, larry. Larry thank you, welcome to the nightly show. Youre very kind, youre very t. I wu v you. Larry and i wu v you as well. Im larry wilmore, your host for the next, well, 29 minutes and 341 31 seconds. Now let me vus say its never easy when your Television Show gets canceled. But have i to say for me, there has been a silver lining, you guys. All the free booze. Really. No, really. Oh my gosh oh my gosh, samantha bees show sent over some cases of wine, right. And then Stephen Colbert sent over an amazing assortment of liquor, right. Okay, all right, so earlier today i could barely contain my excitement when i received a word that a package had arrived if our friends at the daily show and then i opened it up. laughter seriously . Pastries, guys . How am i
Trump. But im sure he cant support the thuggery thats going on in these crowds. I love the old days. You know what they used to do to guys like that in a place like this . Theyd be carried out on a stretcher, folks. Larry contraried out on a stretcher . You know the president isnt supposed to openly advocate for violence, right . No, you do the right thing and quietly go through back channels to authorize drone strikes on weddings. Its called class. Learn it. Actually, my favorite trump rally ejection was this guy. Get out of here. Get out. Sure, sure. Loser larry i dont know if you saw that. Show it again. See whats on his head. Computer, engorge. applause i mean, my god, you guys hes wearing a penis hat. This is so beautifully ironic. I mean, think about it an actual dickhead is getting kicked out of a rally by dickheads who are there to support a dickhead. Pretty good. I think thats pretty good. cheers and applause but kicking out dickheads isnt the most disturbing thing going on at
Night last night. Donald trump dom . Aits, winning michigan, mississippi, and hawaii. Larry yeah, trumps on a role, yall. Nothing can stop him but god himself, and even god only got 6 in mississippi. cheers and applause bad, i know. Still ahead of rubio though. Thats so sad. Now, these wins are great news for trump supporters. So how did they celebrate . What, what are they doing . Usa usa usa bleep bleep bleep get out. At this rally, we saw at least nine different groups of people kicked out during trumps speech, an average of one every 4. 5 minutes. Larry one every 4. 5 minutes . What does trump have, a racial egg timer . Ding grab a black laughter applause all right, look, okay, ive said a lot of bad things about donald trump. But im sure he cant support the thuggery thats going on in these crowds. I love the old days. You know what they used to do to guys like that in a place like this . Theyd be carried out on a stretcher, folks. Larry contraried out on a stretcher . You know the
Larry thank you very much welcome to the nightly show. Thank you so much. Such a great crowd. Look at this crowd. I really appreciate it. Im larry wilmore. We have a great show. Mac miller joins us tonight. cheers and applause but of course last night was another attempt to denegrofy the white house, so lets check in with theunblackening. Donald trump having a great night last night. Donald trump dom . Aits, winning michigan, mississippi, and hawaii. Larry yeah, trumps on a role, yall. Nothing can stop him but god himself, and even god only got 6 in mississippi. cheers and applause bad, i know. Still ahead of rubio though. Thats so sad. Now, these wins are great news for trump supporters. So how did they celebrate . What, what are they doing . Usa usa usa bleep bleep bleep get out. At this rally, we saw at least nine different groups of people kicked out during trumps speech, an average of one every 4. 5 minutes. Larry one every 4. 5 minutes . What does trump have, a racial egg timer .