Please. What a kind audience. Welcome to the nightly show. I am larry wilmore. These summer audiences, let me tell you. We can all be making out right now with these, if these cameras werent here. Guys, i have to start with this there is son unsettling news out of africa this week. No, no, no. Not president obama doing the african version of the chacha slide. No, no, no. It was this asshole killing a lion. A minnesota dentist facing death threats, threats after killing one of africas most famous lions. Wait, did you say the hunter because dentist . As if people needed another reason to be scared of them. Four out of five dentists recommend crest. I guess the fifth was too busy murdering lions to take the poll. All right well, you know maybe i am jumping to conclusion, maybe this wasnt murder maybe the lion was trying to attack him. Neighbor lion has a sore tooth. Maybe there was something stuck in its paw. Maybe there was a witch and a wardrobe sitch. I dont know. I am just saying, giv
So if youre in a doctors waiting room in the 1980s, you should pick up a copy. laughter meanwhile, Hillary Clinton leads on the democratic side, and heres the thing in the latest cnn poll, trump is only 6 Percentage Points behind clinton. 6 Percentage Points . audience reacts are you kidding . This started as a joke, and now its a real thing. laughter like handlebar mustaches and saying totes. This is totes real, you guys. Dont whatevs it. laughter now, trump has provided a lot of entertainment, not only for the show, but everywhere. But there is a new candidate coming on the scene who, by his name alone, may threaten the excitement that trump has been generating. A justcompleted poll in North Carolina shows donald trump leading Hillary Clinton in a possible president ial matchup, but thats not the part thats grabbing peoples attention today. It is the thirdparty candidate on that poll. A candidate named deez nuts. cheers and applause larry im sorry. Im not quite sure i heard that name
Audience here. I love this. cheers and applause no, its great. As we all know, american Race Relations have been pretty tumultuous lately. Our weekly racial incidents are starting to feel Something Like an unlimited appetizer deal at a chain restaurant grotesque, nauseating, and neverending. laughter with the Racial Climate changing so rapidly, we thought it would be helpful to go to our inhouse racial meteorologist, gusty hail. laughter cheers and applause hows it going, gusty . Thanks, larry. Were dealing with plenty of racial atmospheric pressure pretty much everywhere. Right . Things are heating up, larry. laughter so its okay to take off that hoodie, folks. Seriously, take it off, because they will shoot you. laughter larry whats racial atmospheric pressure . Well, for instance, donald trump calling larry other way. The other direction. laughter its a new map. laughter larry okay. Donald trump calling mexicans rapists has really heated things up out west and near the border states
In the city as well as mown tun view and from the golden gate bridge, you see a e breeze there and we will be looking at a different forecast, the second half of your weekend, so we have better news if we can just get through today. 67 santa rosa, 76 in concord and were look iing at terms warmer than we were yesterday this morning by 7 degrees in hayward. Santa cruz until 9 00 tonight then on the shoreline, excessive heat warnings. The bay area, the rest of the bay through labor day, but the spare the air alert in down in santa cruz today, well into the 0i9ds, but throughout the morning, youll see the temperatures steadily increase now to noontime inland. A Traffic Alert if youre riding cal train this weekend. Be prepared for delays. First names s facials say extre temperatures may cause the tracks to shift. Muni buses are also having a hard time operating in the heat. Tiffany wilson has more on the problems theyre facing. Steam timber has arrived in San Francisco. 106. Thats a bit hot
Have to talk about basketball, Something Like that, cant do it. Hard to imagine steph curry at the grocery store. There are still Tickets Available online. This is a sellout, but there are people reselling their tickets there and thats where to recommend you go because you will avoid getting fake tickets at warriors. Com. Reporting live, amy hollyfield, abc7 news. It all kicks off today at 5 00 with larry and mike shumann with the pregame show brought you by sheejeep. And then the coverage starts at 5 30 here on abc7, your home for the nba finals. And then graffiti on the home of lebron james is now a hate crime. James is here in the bay area are for the finals, and he had powerful words to share about the prevalence of racism in our country. No matter how famous you are and no matter how many people admire you, you know, being black in america, its tough. We have a long way to go. He said he hopes the incident prompts a continued conversation in the country, and nobody was home at the