fox news shows begin, with a fox news alert. we are reporting tonight on a missing person paid 79-year-old caucasian male identifies as who and huh, occasionally calls others jack. last seen in delaware. maybe the basement. wearing khakis, button-down, dark aviators, a mask dangling off his ear. carrying the nuclear football. he answers to the name of the comeback kid and the big guy, a.k.a. your president joe biden. also goes by scranton joe or brandon. if you really wanted his attention, you can say, hey, who want some ice cream come he ll come wandering around to your door. the media is searching for him high and low, mostly low. strange, considering just last week they told us that after a string of big wins, the president was on a roll, his stretch of bad luck was behind him, his poll numbers had hit rock bottom. like a line of parmesan cheese under hunter s nose, there was nowhere to go but up. [applause] via inflation reduction i was going to turn his presidency right
former president of united states and you have a treasure trove of information on hunter biden? no one can explain that but we have the laptop it we ve seen the photos. is that russian disinformation? hunter biden has not denied the laptop so why has the fbi denied it? dana: it s possible, yes, did the fbi go to twitter, but that they go to those 51 national security officials will all signed on that letter who, apparently the cat has got their tongue, they won t talk anymore. i knew the letter was bogus from beginning because it was missing the one expert which was hunter biden. he was not like, i didn t do it. if that were me and i didn t do it, i d be the first one to go, that s not me doing that stuff. it s obviously insane. it s not an insane thing to believe that maybe the fbi shouldn t be playing a role in choosing the president. i think everybody should be upset about this. it shouldn t matter if you love joe biden and you think joe biden is the best thing that s ever happe
oh, my gosh. that was some of the most painful. i can t watch that one. your son jack hates that episode. well, to jack and i i said, jack, you have to see this. he didn t. willie, when he started talking about scott s tie and he goes in and he s going to tell them instead of a laptop, an education he is going to give them a laptop. then instead of a laptop it will be a battery. by the end he is asking for the battery back from one of the it is a screamer. it is just one of those things. yeah, jack had to leave the room. he said, i can t watch that anymore. scott s tight. so bad. what are you going to do? what are you going to do? hey, mr. scott. hey, mr. scott. talk about a show that holds up, oh, my god, through the generation. yes. it is funny, richie gervais