Say that because i was there when he didnt say it. I also want to deny rumors that Rex Tillerson is the author of this joke, knock, knock. Whos there . Moron. Moron who . Moron that later. Trump say moron. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, tillerson drops an m bomb. Tonight, stephen welcomes Kerry Washington. Russell brand. And musical guest st. Vincent. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wow, wow. You knocked it out. Hey, everybody thanks very much. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, i have some shocking news. Theres chaos in the trump white house. laughter i didnt know there were enough people left to qualify for chaos. laughter horse play, yes. Grabass you bet. Chaos seems ambitious at this point. It all started this morning, when nbc news reported that, over the su
For getting extra money. Yeah . [jim] get an extra job. Well, thats no so easy. Eh say, how about giving me a parttime job in your office . Ill be coming in with you, anyway, when i get out of college and id be a terrific insurance salesman. Bud, if thats what you want, theres nothing id like better than to put James Anderson and son on the door. Hey, im a partner but i think you should start with somebody else. Well, you got hired and fired in a hurry. phone ringing hello . Oh, yes, arthur jim . Well, i finally worked out some new figures on the renewals you were so anxious about. Uhhuh. Thought youd like to know theyre quite a bit lower. Ought to cinch the business. Oh, nice going arthur, but dont stay around all night getting out the paperwork. Go on home, relax. Goodbye. Well how is mr. Higgins . Fine. He doesnt know it, yet, but im i had a memo from the home office reminding me that he reaches retirement age tomorrow. Youre going to retire mr. Higgins . [bud] well you cant do that
Geoff mark barger sharing the popes words. Trump responded during a rally in kiawah, just southwest of charleston. He said the pontiff went too far. And suggested he would regret not having supported him. If and when the vatican is attacked by isis, which as everyone knows is isiss ultimate trophy, i can promise you that the pope would have only wished and prayed that donald trump would have been president because its true, its true because this would not have happened. Geoff the son of reverend billy graham chimed in on all this. The reverend Franklin Graham said on facebook, quote, i agree that as christians we should try to build bridges with everyone that we possibly can, but that doesnt mean that we should compromise our national security. Donald trump was in gaffney town hall that included jeb bush and john kasich. Bush and kasich both chimed in on trumps feud with the pope. I dont question peoples christianity. I think thats a relationship that they have with their lord and savi
Major averages around half a percent. Take a look at my bloomberg terminal to see how the sectors are shaking out here. Materials are also declining. Telecommunication stocks now the only Group Trading higher. It has now come off as well. On the commodity complex, not just oil but some of the other commodities. Heres the percentage change on the date. Higher by 8 on the outlook for Colder Weather, but if you go down the line you see a lot of credit, whether it is metal. We see a lot of declines in that commodity complex. Got got asil high a 23828. That puts a next of pressure on stocks. Unusual december. Looks like we are setting up for the first december since 2002. We also had backtoback december declines. Usually people do their end of year portfolio shifting and intend to have stocks go higher. Take a look at my terminal. Energy stocks versus the s p 500. Here is the here is the energy index. The s p 500 is now in the red after today. Only a few days left to see how we end of the y
And we have Team Coverage that has eyewitness to the head to the incident that unfolding right in front of her. and all witnesses describing what they saw when they a child was hit by a car that was up avoiding police. i saw him coming in that lane and thats where the kid was crossing and he was almost to the sidewalk when he got hit. she said she saw the suspect vehicle driving at a high rate of speed in the wrong direction on its 14th street. Then she said suddenly at the driver reached the intersection the car moved into the correct flow of traffic will hit the child was crossing a street of this too will scooter. I came out of my car and i called 911 and i told him that everything is gonna be ok. And she reflects on the draft i get it tragic incident she wonders why didnt the Police Stopped there were just beating down chasing that same person and everybody was waiting trying to stop them and say to the kit leaden know about the chemistry. Im still shaken about it. I cant sleep i k