jesse watters primetime. tonight this is an attack on diversity. you can hear and see the racism. jesse: democrats defend plagiarism. i didn t see that coming. i ain t say [bleep] about trans people. maybe three or four times a night, but that s it. jesse: dave chappelle, doc on tour, having a ball. $2,000. $3,000. done. holy [bleep]! jesse: that is one sticky honeypot. plus. fox news alert, a huge batch of epstein documents were just released by a judge. a thousa judge a thousand pages, naming epstein s fixers, employeendesss associates and accusers. our team is digging through ouing thro, and we ll have a report for you in a few moments. but first, for as long as there have been words, there wos. been plagiarist the first known case of plagiarism came in the first century when roman poetcentur marshall accused another poey,tf of kidnapping his verses. how dare you kidnap my versepins throughout the years, we have seen plagiarism everywh
and jim carrey was so immersed in that role that frome the moment he woke up to the w time he went to bed at night, he would live this life as andys kaufman. lifeo much so that everybody on the crew called him andy.eeti i don t know any of that.m, i just went there to meet him. and when he walked into the room, he was supposewhen hdc to meet a screen, jim carrey. and everyone said nrerey!o, l him andy. anyway, i say all thatyway, to say, that si how trans people make me feel. [l chappelle is funny as he is right? dylan is a s much a woman as jim carrey is andy kaufman. and listen, everybody wants to be polite. no one is more polite than i a m . if a guy wants to wear a skirt and put on makeup and says he s a she. you go along and say, hey, whatever. if jim carrey wants to pretendfm he s andy kaufman, the crew plays along, but you can t telal me it s notrt a little unorthodox. and when you demandhodox.
everybody play along or be punished, that s whenthat s a problem. that s when you get girls in. the boysyorls in room. men boxing, women. you get coed prisons. what could go wrong? god forbid i ever go to jail. but if i do, i hope it s in california, because as soon as the judge sendsjudge me, i l be like, you know, before he sends me. i just want the court to know i identify as a woma to known. [l send me to woman s jail. soon and as sooasn i get in there, you know what i m going to be doing? give me a free cocktail. why noe me [bleep]t go that? i c i m a girl jusk t like you. y come over here and stuff that i got. ep]!e explain myself. i m a girl. predictably, chappelle is under attack by biology deniersog and people with no sense of humor. and like most comedians, y deniers chappelle has found os that trans is rife