Aunjanue ellis sarah cooper musical guest, christine and the queens [ laughter ] its the tonight show at home editiond jimmy welcome to the tonight show, everyone. Thank you. It has been a long week. Music, please . Its been an emotional week. And it has been a hopeful week so, thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you, new fence around the white house. [ screams i want to give a big congrats to my daughter winnie who is now were just a week away from trump announcing, operation now a second grader ball pit. Oh, yeah and finally, thank you i want to thank her teachers so las vegas pools, reopening with social distancing, cause much during a pandemic, theres nothing safer than swimming in the urine of 300 drunk strangers. The best. Jimmy she has the best teachers they were amazing. And, of course, you included, mom. Thank you jimmy but really thank you so much. No. Jimmy yeah, they are just well be right back with kevin bacon, everybody teachers everywhere, thank you so much. Wow. The
It went on and on. It was a hostage situation, and im pretty sure i was the hostage. I think she was expecting me to give in and go to work. I dont go to work anymore. I just wake up and im at work. I dont go anywhere. And i dont give in, because ive had an assful of this. She had no idea what she was up against. I dug in. And it was terrible. There were tears, hysterics. She also cried. In the end i won, she ate the pancake. You have to stick to your guns. You dont want your kids to grow up thinking they can throw a fit and think you can get whatever you want. Next thing you know youre at the white house and telling people to drink clorox. And a bunch of doctors are behind them nodding. Today is National Nurses day, the day we honor the men and women who risk it all to save lives. Our president had an event at the white house to honor nurses where he was asked why he decided not to wear a mask yesterday when he visited a factory where they make masks and boy did he have an explanation
Be careful, guillermo, we dont want to lose you. El president e weighed in on cinco today. Remember a few years ago, he posted this stupid picture with the message, happy cincodemayo the best taco bowls are made in trump tower grill. I love hispanics well, i guess that wasnt embarrassing enough the first time, because today, he posted it again. Remember this . Happy cinco de mayo. Of course, we remember. How could we forget . That was just before our country started cincoing into the abyss. Trump was up very late last night watching tv and ragetweeting at 12 46 a. M. His mood apparently continued into the afternoon, because today he wrote, wow congratulations to greg gutfeld, a onetime trump hater who has come all the way home. His ratings easily beat no talent stephen colbert, nice guy jimmy fallon, and wacko last placer jimmy kimmel. Wacko last placer i hope he wasnt talking about me. I think maybe this was another typo situation. I think what he meant to tweet was, i am completely d
These are the same pancakes i always make. It went on and on. It was a hostage situation, and im pretty sure i was the hostage. I think she was expecting me to give in and go to work. I dont go to work anymore. I just wake up and im at work. I dont go anywhere. And i dont give in, because ive had an assful of this. She had no idea what she was up against. I dug in. And it was terrible. There were tears, hysterics. She also cried. In the end i won, she ate the pancake. You have to stick to your guns. You dont want your kids to grow up thinking they can throw a fit and think you can get whatever you want. Next thing you know youre at the white house and telling people to drink clorox. And a bunch of doctors are behind them nodding. Today is National Nurses day, the day we honor the men and women who risk it all to save lives. Our president had an event at the white house to honor nurses where he was asked why he decided not to wear a mask yesterday when he visited a factory where they ma
That just say add water. So i got a mix made of wholegrains, milk, eggs. I made it in the shape of a butterfly, which she loves. The syrup is perfect, and she hated it. She took one bite and says, it tastes like it has seeds in it. I explained there were no seeds in it, even though there were we found out later. Eat the pancakes, you love pancakes, no i dont. You eat them every day, not these. These are disgusting. These are the same pancakes i always make. It went on and on. It was a hostage situation, and im pretty sure i was the hostage. I think she was expecting me to give in and go to work. I dont go to work anymore. I just wake up and im at work. And i dont give in, because ive had an assful of i dug in. And it was terrible. There were tears, hysterics. She also cried. In the end i won, she ate the pancake. You have to stick to your guns. You dont want your kids to throw a fit and think you can get whatever you want. Next thing you know youre at the white house and telling people