Hello, my beloved Trash Pandas! The weekend was warm, and you know what that means: the dumpsters are rank as hell, and the garbage of the day is going to infiltrate your nostrils and stay there for a while. And of course, by "garbage of the day," I mean this column, and by "your nostrils" I mean your heart. Please read on if you've got like 8 minutes to kill while you're waiting for your.