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Uh sir, just a reminder, i have a ph. D. From yale, and using me this way is illegal. I want to express my thanks to the dozens of oh, and i got your curly fries. Want me to feed them to you pelican style . Yes, sir. crunch announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, shot heard around the world. Plus stephen welcomes elmo, Kumail Nanjiani, and musical guest andra day, featuring jon batiste and sta stay stay homi now live from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen we set over here . All right. Do it. Welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Just when you think things cant get any weirder, trump cranks it up to 11 and then swallows the knob. Today, the president held a white house meeting with leaders in the restaurant industry. as trump before we begin, how about apps for the whole table . Jalapeno poppers, nachos, clam strips, and calamari, thanks. Oooh, garlic knots. The topic was supposed to be reopening the economy, but then trump started answering questions a
Said, quote, what in gods name is he doing . Where where have you been, joe . Joe biden is like your friend who wants to watch your favorite tv show with you but didnt see the first season what . Hes making meth i thought this fellow was a High School Teacher did he breaks bad . Yeah. Oh. Former Vice President joe biden held a Virtual Campaign event on monday with the asianamericana and Pacific Islanders victory fund and said that he has nicknamed President Trump president tweety because of his affinity for sending tweets. So we take you live now to President Trumps resignation speech whats that . Oh, hes not resigning why . Oh, because its a super lame nickname and melania calls him worse things in her sleep . Oh, i cant go live because i filmed this on an ipad five hours ago . Hows the future, by the way is anything any better oh, a little bit worse okay well, see you soon President Trump said yesterday hes taken an unproven antimalarial drug as, quote, an additional level of safety.
The new warning for parents. Dr. Ashton en restarting his california ta californ california factory. Saying if authorities arrest anyone it should be him. Abc news exclusive. One on one with joe biden. The democratic candidate for president joins us live on President Trumps response to the pandemic and how he plans to campaign through stay at home orders only on gma. Shooting outrage. A new prosecutor in the ahmaud one of the pilots in the kobe bryant crash fighting back, saying the victims should have known the risk of flying. Ill rise up and rise up new york. The spectacular telethon raising millions for new yorkers struggling with covid19, the powerful performances from billy joel to broadways biggest stars. The kids singing their heart out in the city that never ill rise up, rise like the day good morning, america. What a night. What a lovely way to wake up to hear that, rise up, and creativity for a great cause. Michael, you were a part of it. I was a little part of it, george. It
Stephen colbert. Tonight, angry white mail. Plus, stephen welcomes jamie foxx. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on hey hi Stephen Lovely lovely welcome. Welcome, welcome, one and all. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It is just delightful, delightful to be with these people here tonight. Thank you for joining us tonight. Its impeachment eve. Its a magical time cheers and applause and like every impeachment eve, we put the kids to bed, but theyre all up listening hard to see if accountability is coming. Believe i believe but all they can hear is scrooge mctrump screaming, hum bug from his rooftop, and ill catch you up on the latest in tonights don and the giant impeach. I said you gotta do me a favor. Stephen all week, trumps been relatively quiet about his impending impeachment, but the pressure was building under the surface, because th