that s why i got a subaru. love. it s what makes a subaru, a subaru. from historic white smoke at the vatican, to more blowing smoke at cpac, here are today s top lines. 47 kt man. elected the 266th pope. here are other names he could have selected. any white smoke here? number 5, pope w. bush. are you surprised barack obama i was not elected as pope? republicans want to balance the budget. president doesn t. they haven t said that. today was a good start. obama s charm offensive. i know that you know. this is more of an offensive. you lost some weight, you re working out. you look like you re ready to go in ufc. thank you, buddy. you re looking pretty good yourself, in a manly kind of way.