cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight temper tantrump. Plus, stephen welcomes Kamala Harris. And Kaitlyn Dever. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hello come on beautiful beautiful welcome. Thank you for being here. Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well today, there really is just one big story americas stepdaddy is angry. laughter see, trump and congress have been in a standoff over investigations. Until now, trump has blocked every request made by house investigators and democrates democrates . Them there democrates. They got a painful case of the blue subpoenas. laughter so this is leading to more and more of them democrates to throw up their hands and call for impeachment. So, this morning, nancy pelosi held a meeting to calm down her caucus, and she emerged to say this we
the tables have turned. the idea that jokes aren t funny, it s still very much a thing. there are some people who can t get their heads around what they don t know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said, maybe it s better if you just died. i think they thought of women as a different species. for view ladies are capable of being a comedian, so everybody sticks by them. here s somebody that thinks they do it. this is a great argument that women are doing much better work than men. you re welcome. when was the hardest what s the hardest part about being a female comedian? what would you guess? well, it s the rape. [ laughter ] i have a deep camaraderie with tough, hard core, funny ass female comedian apps because it s been a long road for all of us. what would make a woman turn from a decent think like housewiving or cashiering in a five and dime store or dental hygiene? and turn her to comedy as a korea? it s definitely easier now. but back the
Flying debris, but the driver walks away. Truckin and fare thee well. The grateful dead end their legendary 50year run with one last show in chicago. While fans may be disappointed. Why the band is flying high today, monday, july 6th, 2015. From nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie. Live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning, everyone. Welcome to today on a monday morning. Savannah has the morning off. Weve got the numberone deadhead in the house, hoda kotb kotb. Hey, how are you . Not exactly. Not exactly. Okay. On a monday morning, thats good. How about yesterday . Were you watching the soccer game . I watched very little at the beginning and then i jumped in a car and if you missed the first 16 minutes, you missed everything. Can i tell you what i did . Three minutes until 7 00 went out and walked the dog, came back at 14 after and thought i was seeing things. I literally thought that things started at 6 00. I thought i missed an hour right .
News. We dont even have a border. People are flowing through like water. Hillary will be a disaster as president. Jeb bush will never take us to the promise land. This morning, what else trump has to say. And pop star problem. Ariana grande under investigation for licking doughnuts and under fire for saying she hates her country. Shes apologizing today, thursday, july 9th, 2015. And good morning. Welcome to today on a thursday morning. Hoda is in for savannah once again. Good to see you here. File it under things you never want to say aloud. Hard to tell whether she was talking about the doughnuts and how big they were. But you dont know. She was supposed to be part of the allstar celebration for Major League Baseball. Thats been canceled, pull out of that now. Looks like demi luvotto will take her spot. Our top story on this thursday morning, the governor of South Carolina calls it a new day in her state after a historic bill to remove the Confederate Flag from the grounds of the stat
News. We dont have a border. People are flowing through the border. Hillary clinton will be a disaster as a president. Jeb bush will never take us to the promise land. Pop star problem Arianna Grande under investigation for licking doughnuts on a shop counter and under fire for saying she hates her country. Shes apologizing today, thursday july 9th 2015. Announcer from nbc news this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie. Live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Welcome to today on a thursday morning. Hoe data is in hoda is in for savannah. Things you never want to say out loud. Yeah. Its hard to tell how about how big the doughnuts are. She was supposed to be part of the al Star Major League baseball shes pulled out that have. It looks like demy lo yy lo vat tow will take her place. The governor of South Carolina call it is a new day in her state after a historic bill to remove the Confederate Flag from the grounds happened overnight. Ron allen is there. Good morning. This is