novelist and literary critic walter kirn. [applause] she is so southern she sleeps in a deep fryer. cohost of the bottom line launches january 23rd. dagen mcdowell. [applause] she is the girl of your dreams if you have a 104 fever. [laughs] fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] and finally, the great barrier reef is his loofah, massive side kick in the world heavyweight champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right before we get to some new stories that are all the document scandal it s time for this. greg s leftovers. greg: i love this. where i read the joke so we didn t use this week and as always is my first time reading them so that they aren t funny don t blame me i checked out months ago. here we go. convicted sex trafficker is teaching etiquette classes to fellow inmates. that is not even the punch line. lessons includes table manners, formal greetings and folded bedsheets with the neck. also among our top rules it s never polite to ask a teenager how o
demanding reparations from countries fo the same people to other countries who are still cooking it with gas. so it s like robbing peter to pay pasquel. sure. pascuathat s that s a very complicated turn. you just took. e i know. i know.. i m kidding myself. here s a thing they say that cooking with gas is like havingr a car idling in your kitchen. yes. yes, it s dangerous. s but iftart you re going to start with a dangerous cooking appliance, let s start with microwave ovens, because microwave oven is like havingler a small nuclear reactor inea your kitchen. you know, if a cat gets on a gas stove, it s going to get hot and run away. the cat gets in a microwave oven, it s going to feel fine and then suddenly explode. have you have you have you tested this hypothesis? i read thi all the stories about it, and it always ends the samey way. the cat explodes. so i m not against i m not nt against, you know, trying to make the kitchen a safer place. i just think wek shoulwe sht
countries for slow cooking with gas. so think robbing peter to pay pascual? walter: that s a very complicated turn he took. here s the thing, they say the cooking with gas is like having a car, or idling in your kitchen. it s dangerous. but if your organist start with with a dangerous cooking appliance let s start with microwave ovens. because microwave ovens is like having a small nuclear reaction in her kitchen. if a cat gets on a gas stove is getting it hot right away. if the cat gets the mic with oven it s gonna feel fine and then suddenly explode. greg: have you tested this? walter: i viewed all the stories about it and it ends the same way. so i m not against trying to make the kitchen a safer place. i think we should start with microwave ovens in the blender