wow. yeah. if i had a time machine, i of course, would go back and kill hitler, but i would make a stop on the way to november 16th, 1979, to stop him from releasing the song wonderful christmastime, which ruins my year. you re tired of it. the worst, a terrible song. i suppose it s a nice song if you want to feel magically transported to a tj maxx. is this a song you have been singing in the green room? theman the minute you hear the keyboard sounds from like a junior high sex ed film, the minute you hear it, it s going to be stuck in your head all day. but now you re plaguing me with it. he s been singing it in the green room. don t sing it. from the little you told me, i don t think we want to hear you sing it. it sounds like a repetition thing. as the grateful dead say, maybe you had too much too fast. that is true. i feel like it s constantly trying to set me off like a
you know, willie geist, we have baby hitler. why don t you explain this story. it was a hypothetical question that was posed to readers in a recent edition of the new york times magazine. it made its way to the presidential campaign. the question is, if you could go back and kill hitler as a baby, would you do it? the times polled readers. 30% said no. 28% said they weren t sure. after the times published its poll, someone e-mailed jeb bush asking him the same question. he talked about his answer in an interview with the huffington
future? i like the other question. i like this question because i like to ask it. all sorts of people and i would be curious to hear your answer some day. i ve always wanted to know what actually made the dinosaurs go extinct. so like i would go back then. i don t know if i would change it because as kimberly said, everything turned out okay for the rest of us. there s fossil fuels. you ll get a lot of letters on that. bring it on. that s all dinosaurs are good for. fossil fuels. what time would you like to go back to? that s this question that keeps coming up. if you could back and kill hitler, would you kill him and change the future. i think no. i think the answer is no. we talked a little bit about no, let it happen and see what happens. i think i would kill hitler. i would go back and kill hitler. i would kill his parents.
smother baby. i m just saying. i guarantee you that line out of context will be in tomorrow night s previously on red eye. coming up fbi agents must now pass a physical fitness test. the feds are being to the same standards of fifth graders. tonight s sponsor is andy s brandy. you need andy s brandy. at 190 it is the only proof you ll need.
would that be good? what kind of hack comedy promises should be turned into research. the thing with going back in time is i have looked at my own life. i either have to go back to the beginning, but let me go back to this morning. i feel like i could nail breakfast. it president can t be anything in between. it is like groundhog s day. if you could go back in time would killing hitler be high on your list? very high. do you mean that? then you think about it. here is a 1-year-old hitler who looks cuddly and nice and you won gear if you can reform him. you have a baby and the other is actually your daughter and your family is not being fed. do you allow her to go out and be a prostitute because the family will die? i would like to think i would