thank you, andy. happy national flip knop day. sometimes i love flip-flops and sometimes i hate them. you can say, andy, i flip-flop on flip-flops. i could, but i never would. would you? of course, i would. there you go. see you later. let s welcome our guests. in this brand-new studio for one night and one night only, she is so hot that tabasco tried to bottle her. i am here with jedidiah. she is also the author of the book outnumbered. he is back, british and beautiful. it is kevin godlington. what a horrible guy. he is so tough that he uses steel wool to wipe his nose. and no vaccination can beat him. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and he is sharp, funny and probably an arsonist, joe devito. and he is missing heft because he is leaning left.
i will do it anyway. and i heard on the news today that we should introduce the water cannon. that s exactly the liberal nonsense that got us into this mess. everybody knows that you should use flame throwers. lots of times you don t do anything other than wet you and bruise you slightly. flame throwers. can you imagine the carnage enacted on theseville nuss these villainous specs? kevin, i usually agree with you on your strong had whys of discipline, but i am not going to agree with flame throwers. that s right, right? i will stick with the water cannons and the rubber bullets. you are right on the line there. imagine an area raw sol can. you set fire to police vehicles and churches. i can relate. i can relate to this segment. it is interesting to see what fires are set.
but that s beneath me. apparently not. did i hear correctly after the steelers lost the super bowl you burned churches? no, that s just greg being dram i can it. i don t know. he said it on tv. i believe it is true. what are you taking notes from anthony wiener? no, i am still thinking of the teddy bear. i am sol local now, andy. i am solemn now, andy. you thought hockey ended awhile ago. you get my boo of the night for making fun of such a great sport. oh, okay. is there a cash award with that. you said the police should have used flame throwers. that s a sensible approach. also you brought up hooligans and the mayor is blaming it on hooligans. why are they blamed? can i see kevin s reaction shot again? i enjoyed that.
see, if that is part of the training, i might pick up an application. kevin, i want to go to you. why is it so easy to pick on apple? do you like apple? well, i like the products, but i find their method of selling just disgusting. there are a few things i can t stand about it. the first is like 498 members of staff in the store and 11 customers. they all wear the same, stupid shirtment the second thing is, they have personalized greetings which incidentally is quite funny. you go in there and say hello in 26 languages and they have to accommodate you. then you kiss them and grope them. they have to reciprocate because it is personalized service. when i buy something on the off chance i need a if you keyboard or some crap, i can t ind foo the cash register. the cash register is an imac and all of the staff are walking around with ipads you can t buy because they are off the shelves. going there you want to mow everybody down and leave.
he would fit in perfectly. kevin, welcome back to the show. it has been a long, longtime. the brits have scandals all the time. how do you rate this one? are you sympathetic at all to this guy? no, not even a little bit. but i did see the press conference, and the thing i found most humorous is this guy was heckling him, and he turned around and shouted as loud as he could, are you more than seven inches? which given the fact this guy, this wiener, has been giving these lies and these statements saying, i don t know what this photograph is about and we are trying to investigate. and his poor wife or somebody needs to confirm it, yes, it is your penis, wiener, it is your penis. there you go. incidentally, bill, are you still doing this? wiener is not the only one