Kermitted Asset Management: On the beaten track
The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management has ambitious plans for the year ahead – some of them even company-related
“Any big plans for the coming year?” I asked the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management when we reinitiated our on-screen conversations after the Christmas break. “Absolutely,” the chairman replied with a brightness that felt odd for early January. “I have high hopes 2021 will be the year I introduce more tequila into my repertoire of lockdown cocktails.”
“A noble ambition,” I nodded. “But I was thinking more about plans for the business.” “To be fair, the business is pretty much the reason I think so much about lockdown cocktails,” sighed the chairman. “Still, if we must talk about work, you may be interested to learn the Christmas period set me thinking seriously about the passive side of responsible
Kermitted Asset Management: We need to talk about Devan
The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management has a plan to eradicate world hunger – but let’s not get too excited just yet.
“Isn’t it the most extraordinary development?” exclaimed the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management as we caught up on-screen the other day. “And a very good morning to you too,” I said pointedly. “Who has time for pleasantries when we could be discussing this potentially enormous breakthrough for the future of humanity?” snapped the chairman.
“Well, of course it is a massive step in the right direction,” I replied. “But I’m not sure we should be counting our chickens on this vaccine breakthrough just yet – there’s still a long way to go and …” “What on earth are you going on about?” interrupted the chairman. “Yes, yes, the vaccine’s cheery enough news but I was talking about