Were not even americans, especially those of you who are here from other countries, youre definitely not americans. What we tonight is a group of People United by a common goal which as strong desire to get away from the scary and foulsmelling individuals dressed up as spiderman outside our building. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to you. Are you tired of the election yet, are you sick of it . [ cheers and applause ] im not, i love it. Donald trump, you really have to hand it to him, i dont think ive been this interested in a show since the first season of lost. Every week, a completely new twist. Weve gone from mexicans to muslims, little hands to lyin ted, megan ankle lin to melanias speech, crooked hillarys health to billy bushs bus. Now hes saying the election is rigged, even though it hasnt happened yet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he spent the whole weekend, donald trump, he spent the weekend campaigning and complaining. Hes been camplaining is what he does. Tweeting up
[ cheers and applause ] hes rappelling down the side of our building right now. Any minute a window will smash in hell come swinging in here to save us all. Not only is tom cruise here, Kenny Loggins is here. [ cheers and applause ] kenny, the big question tonight is will you play danger zone when tom cruise comes out . [ cheers and applause ] i would love to. But i dont know it. [ laughter ] jimmy lets make this decision right now, will it happen . Oh, it will happen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i might have a brain aneurysm when that happens. Because its speaking of, the election is three weeks away. Three weeks from tonight we will presumably know who our new president is. But some early results are in. Scholastic news magazine. Get when you were a kid . Its still around. Every four years they sponsor a mock election where kids from all over the country cast a vote for president. The results from the poll have been correct in every election since 1964. The kids predict who will wi
Us. Tom cruise is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes rappelling down the side of our building right now. Any minute a window will smash in hell come swinging in here to save us all. Not only is tom cruise here, Kenny Loggins is here. [ cheers and applause ] kenny, the big question tonight is will you play danger zone when tom cruise comes out . [ cheers and applause ] i would love to. But i dont know it. [ laughter ] jimmy lets make this decision right now, will it happen . Oh, it will happen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i might have a brain aneurysm when that happens. Because its speaking of, the election is three weeks away. Three weeks from tonight we will presumably know who our new president is. But some early results are in. Scholastic news magazine. Remember the weekly reader youd get when you were a kid . Its still around. Every four years they sponsor a mock election where kids from all over the country cast a vote for president. The results from the poll have
[ cheers and applause ] hes rappelling down the side of our building right now. Any minute a window will smash in hell come swinging in here to save us all. Not only is tom cruise here, Kenny Loggins is here. [ cheers and applause ] kenny, the big question tonight is will you play danger zone when tom cruise comes out . [ cheers and applause ] but i dont know it. [ laughter ] jimmy lets make this decision right now, will it happen . Oh, it will happen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i might have a brain aneurysm when that happens. Because its speaking of, the election is three weeks away. Three weeks from tonight we will presumably know who our new president is. But some early results are in. Scholastic news magazine. Get when you were a kid . Its still around. Every four years they sponsor a mock election where kids from all over the country cast a vote for president. The results from the poll have been correct in every election since 1964. The kids predict who will win. And this year
Us. Tom cruise is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes rappelling down the side of our building right now. Any minute a window will smash in hell come swinging in here to save us all. Not only is tom cruise here, Kenny Loggins is here. [ cheers and applause ] kenny, the big question tonight is will you play danger zone when tom cruise comes out . [ cheers and applause ] i would love to. But i dont know it. [ laughter ] jimmy lets make this decision right now, will it happen . Oh, it will happen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i might have a brain aneurysm when that happens. Because its speaking of, the election is three weeks away. Three weeks from tonight we will presumably know who our new president is. But some early results are in. Remember the weekly reader youd get when you were a kid . Its still around. Every four years they sponsor a mock election where kids from all over the country cast a vote for president. The results from the poll have been correct in every ele