I forgot to give him dinner last night. And going to school. Yeah. Thats what i was supposed to do yesterday, damn it morning, everyone. Who has segment pitches . Oh, before we begin, id like to say a few words. Ooh, actually, interns arent allowed in this meeting. I just want to say how excited i am to be here. And i want to thank greg for hiring me, and, oh, portia for that great interaction on the elevator this morning. And thank you, carol, for your interesting take on the black lives matter movement. And my daughter katie, the love of my life. When she was born, i needed an episiotomy okay. Thats good, thats enough. Mom. Okay. Thank you. [scattered clapping] well, it seems we have a slow news day on our hands. Cnn is just playing death becomes her. Ooh, i have a pitch. Okay, you know the meme of kermit drinking root beer . Okay, well, you know the rapper plerp . [scoffs] whatever. Ill just riff on the housing crisis. Okay, gene, you can produce that. Produce what . Oh, the ap is r
Im pregnant alexis. Youre a coldhearted, backstabbing liar. laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes john legend and kelly osbourne. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen wooo wooo cheers and applause stephen hey jon hey stephen good to see you. Thanks, everybody. Please, have a seat. Very kind. Folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. You know, we dont talk about International Stories a lo on this show, but you see the news. Its a dangerous world, and every day, tensions are rising between the United States and our sworn enemy, canada. Cold mexico. The great white north korea. Last night, President Trump held a meeting with conservative Media Outlets its his version of comiccon and he announced that were going to be putting a 20 tax on softwood lumber coming in tariff on softwood coming into the United States from canada. laughter no
Crew. Questlove 660, missouri steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, that feels good. Welcome. Thank you very, very, very much. And welcome to you. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome at home as well. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. This is the one to be at. You guys made it. Welcome. Well, heres what people are all talking about. This weekend was the big march for science, the big march. And there was a lot of Animal Rights activists protesting trumps policies on endangered species. Trump was like, i love endangered species. [ light laughter ] thats why i refuse to drink the new unicorn frappuccino at starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] i would not order that at all. All right, i had two, but after that, im full. No more. Actually, environmental activists say that trumps border wall would disrupt the migration of hundreds of species. Animals were like, no problem. Wel
Crew. Questlove 660, missouri steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, that feels good. Welcome. Thank you very, very, very much. And welcome to you. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome at home as well. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. This is the one to be at. You m well, heres what people are all talking about. This weekend was the big march for science, the big march. And there was a lot of Animal Rights activists protesting trumps policies on endangered species. Trump was like, i love endangered species. [ light laughter ] thats why i refuse to drink the new unicorn frappuccino at starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] i would not order that at all. All right, i had two, but after that, im full. No more. Actually, environmental activists say that trumps border wall would disrupt the migration of hundreds of species. Animals were like, no problem. Well just tunnel under i
This hour a day after digesting that tax plan. T all are up higher. In asia, a bit of a mixed picture. In europe, a look at european equities, still open in many parts of the world. A bit of a red picture. Finally a quick take on crude prices. Wti trading at 49. 19. I dont know. I did see 49. 20 or 30, i did see some stuff yesterday that if they dont if opec does not go along with the cuts, you could see it back to levels of around 40 if they dont continue with the cuts. Both of these guys getting nervous. Dont try that at home. The white house says President Trump its when johnny deposition is moving like this in alice in wonderland. Its a weird dance he does, but it means things are out of whack. As far as nafta, President Trump has agreed not to terminate the nafta agreement and will try renegotiating it. The white house said they agreed to proceed with negotiations swiftly. There had been reports earlier that the Trump Administration intended to begin the process of withdrawing fro