The president clearly asked a foreign power to dig up dirt on a political opponent in exchange for military aid. audience gasps why does that surprise you . It matches up exactly with the president s transcript. Should i dance now . Now stay tuned for disguised and afraid. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, talkin turkey and the Democratic Candidates answer just one question. Plus, stephen welcomes jonathan van ness and brett gelman featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hi so glad youre here hey thanks everybody. Please, have a seat. Thank you very much. cheers and applause thank you please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause i dont i dont think im telling any tells out of school here when i say that donald trump is in trouble. But this time its double trouble thanks t
This is a tiny number of sociopaths who are making these decisions and they dont even notice if we all march outside in. Acts these marches are kind of like those those raids your experience things at airports and restaurants the flight has already been connected to anything ok the powers that be just know that you feel better if you think you gave your opinion that is it although i will say it all the last time i used one of those i did get a response from the t. S. A. At the airport. I was only even half way through taking a dump on the frowny face when the. Guys with guns showed up so the. Point is theres too much money for these corporations to stop doing what theyre doing fossil fuel companies wrist were wasting more than 2. 00 trillion dollars over the coming decade by pursuing coal. Oil and gas projects that could be worthless in the face of International Action on Climate Change they have made a 2 trillion dollar gamble that we will all keep using fossil fuels even as society c
Business not to the colorful large is where we all show up for 2 hours while the politicians go golfing ok im not saying dont do this im just saying our rulers dont k. Or that you did this its like when you address of a baby you address of your baby in a costume im not saying you have to stop but youre only doing it for yourself or baby ok. Ok. Ok. But since i aim to please heres a point for those of you who dont give a about the Climate Crisis the corporations that are screwing your life pillaging your land sucking your tax dollars drive through subsidies and meanwhile paying a warm can of parts in our those corporations are the same ones creating the Climate Crisis in fact its just a 100 companies are responsible for 71 percent of global emissions when it gets even worse the report found that more than a half of Global Industrial emissions since 1988 more than half can be traced to just 25. 00 corporate and state owned entities 25. 00 corporations theyre killing us there smothering u
Your land sucking your tax dollars drive through subsidies and meanwhile paying a warm can of parts in our those corporations are the same ones creating the Climate Crisis in fact its just a 100 companies are responsible for 71 percent of global emissions when it gets even worse the world supports it found that more than a half of Global Industrial emissions since 1988 more than half can be traced to just 25. 00 corporate and state owned entities 25. 00 corporations theyre killing us there smothering us theyre choking us and not in the good fun kind of job in the bedroom this is the bad guy where you dont end up with an orgasm at the end you get drought and hurricanes and you get your baby ends up in a tree somewhere ok but there malubay we dont care. This is a tiny number of sociopaths who are making these decisions and they dont even notice if we all march out. Ats these marches are kind of like those those raids your experience things at airports and restaurants the fight needs aren
Feel better if you think you gave your opinion that is this although i will say it all the last time i used one of those i did get a response from the airport and i was only even half way through taking a dump on the frowny face when the. Guys with guns showed up so the. Point is theres too much money for these corporations to stop doing what theyre doing fossil fuel companies rist were wasting more than 2. 00 trillion dollars over the coming decade by pursuing coal oil and gas projects that could be worthless in the face of International Action on Climate Change they have made 8 who trillion dollar gamble that we will all keep using fossil fuels even as society collapses. So theyll theyll theyll just have on dog in the race they have a goddamn elephant riding on top of a t. Rex riding on top of my comp a. O. They are fully invested and i realize that your average american good for the average person you use grape and by you is trying to get your kids to eat the dog to poop in the gran