pictures of you guys. really, you have to admit, keith doesn t look puzzled, he looks fierce. chris looks delighted to be here. and keith looks like, don t mess with me. i think there is a secret undercurrent of flattery. one of the great reasons to go to conferences, one of the only reasons to go to conferences is to mess around on a video camera at other people s booths, but also the swag. the free stuff that exhibiters give away. my haul from the conservative political action conference today included some tangible, interesting windows into the modern conservative movement. for example, i learned today that there are a lot of large pictures of sarah palin in the modern conservative movement. they were free. to be fair to the folk who is gave these out, you actually had a choice. giant five times larger than life sarah palin facial close-ups or giant five times larger than life anne coulter facial close-ups. i picked palin and i definitely
dick cheney. hi. rachel maddow. hey, rachel. take care. i think that was it. i don t know what she said. she smiled at me. a sign with a sarah palin cover. oh, sure. do you have a sharpie? that would be awesome. do we have a sharpie? sign it on her face. do whatever you want. here you go. thank you very much. you can keep this. thanks a lot. hope you have a great conference. i m offended! nobody wants to stomp me out? chris and keith, i want to say one thing about this? they picked very handsome
later tonight on countdown, senator mellencamp of indiana? can t decide if i like the sound of that better or worse than senator cougar of indiana. in any case, keith examines both possibilities. next on this show, do you want to see me trying to talk to the cheney family in person? we have the tape! concierge claim centers. so i can just drop off my car and you ll take care of everything? yep, even the rental. what if i m stuck at the office? if you can t come to us, we ll come to you in one of our immediate response vehicles! what if mother won t let me drive? then you probably wouldn t have had an accident in the first place. and we re walkin ! and we re walkin . making it all a bit easier now that s progressive!
saw ana marie cox picking ann coulter. there s wipe your feet on keith olbermann or chris matthews door mats. qup stomp out the liberal media. they did not have one for me. but i think both chris and keith look supercute in the pictures they chose to use of them for these floor mats. liz cheney s group, keep america safe, was there. i just lurked for a long time around their booth, thinking she would stop by unofficially. because they had this sign up that she was going to be appearing. ultimately, all i got, though, was this bumper sticker, guantanamo saves lives. i did shake liz cheney s hand, i did say hi later. when she and her dad were leaving a talk radio interview. today, you could buy books about the tyranny of liberalism and the consumer s guide to the apocalypse. they were right next to each other. there was a whole booth devoted to one lady telling a sad and inexplicable tale about her brother invented a blood pump. she was a very nice lady. i don t know what it had to do