Farts for nothing. Cheer up, kyle, im sure this isnt the first time someone thought they were suffering for humanity was sucking farts. How about we get dessert to help cheer you up. [ ] test from come sdee Central World news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Tonight our guest, youre going to like this, Monique Brinson demery. Shes the author of finding the drag on lady its about my prom. Lets begin tonight with our special coverage of all of last nights big elections with indition 2013, wait, there was an election in 2013, edition. First up. Close to home, new york city elected worlds tallest human bill de blasio, as the mayor de blasio campaigned on progressive platform of economic disparity and economic diversity. This takes time. Jon holy [bleep] lock your doors. La revolution one has begun. De blasio won in a blowout crushing his opponent joe lhota by 49 Percentage Points at
Allowed to stick in in the cuch, cucchinelli in new jersey governor cristie cruised to a reelection win over his opponent random de dem democrat, nobody really knows. Christie celebrated by weirding everybody out. Tonight first and foremost i want to say thank you, new jersey, for making me the lummiest guy in the world. laughter jon did new jersey marry crist cristie last night . Why are you looking directly into our souls during your speech . Okay, chris. So christie an mccallive, obviously they will have ram any cases for the two great state, applications that impact real peoples lives. For more on the substantive policy effect of these elections, we go to ou our news analysis. Set the speculometer to three years hence. What does the new jersey race say about Chris Christies prospects in 2016. Mccall mcauliffe came out on top, what it means for 2016. What the results say about the tea party. If virginia is in play, ohio is in play. This was a great night forth democrat. To the a gre
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