which brings us to my new segment this week in national sec-oward-ty. folks, whenever the terrorists have come up with a new way to attack aair travel, the tsa has found new and innovative ways to overreact, so travelers can then relax and enjoy their two-foot by two-foot space next to a crying baby in a pressureized tube hurdling 40,000 feet in the air. but all this security is about to disappear thanks to homeland security chief janet napolitano. we hope that we will be able to make it easier for travelers. you won t have to take off so much, your shoes, your bell, everything as you go through the machine. stephen: what? if we don t take our shoes off, how will we know which little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way to an al qaeda training camp? has napolitano forgotten about the shoe bomb center he s not just an isolated nutd job. all terrorists have worn shoes at some point. that s why it s called shoe-ria law. and thanks to our vigilance, up until now america hasn
ess? and my guest robin wright has a new book about the arab spring. i ll ask how we can keep the muslims out of our seasons. texas a&m is joining the sec. this includes concludes today s installment of initials i don t understand. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] [audience chanting stephen ] stephen: thank you. thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. i just. i cannot thank you enough. we have been on vacation, and for the last two weeks i ve had the chant that to myself. welcome to the report. good to have you with us, everybody. nation, it s hard to believe, but this sunday is the tenth anniversary of september 11th attacks. which means we can t be more than five years away from finding saddam s wmds. [laughter] since that tragic day, the american government has done whatever is necessary to safeguard the home hasn t from enhanced interrogation to inventing the phrase the homeland. [
jon: that s our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here is your moment of zen. we just went to the post office over the weekend. i got to tell you, it s all about the attitude, at least in the workers iencountered. they walk at snail s pace. maybe if they just picked icapty comedy central tonight controversy erupts over a d.c. monument. how can they call it the washington mall if it doesn t have panda express? [laughter] then a scandal in iowa. what is des moines hiding, other than the pronunciation of its ess? and my guest robin wright has a new book about the arab spring. i ll ask how we can keep the muslims out of our seasons. texas a&m is joining the sec. this includes concludes today s installment of initials i don t understand. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] [audience chanting stephen ] stephen: thank you. thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. i just. i cannot thank y
jon: thank you very much. that s our show. in the web version of the interview with the senator, i mentioned grover norquist was the head of the club for growth. he s actually the head of americans for tax reform, although in my defense, same [bleeped] difference. join us next week at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. hey hey captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org stephen: tonight the latest on last week s iowa straw poll. it is now an empty dirt field full of raccoons. then anderson cooper loses his composure, it s the worse journalistic gaffe since walter cronkite covered the moon landing topless. and my guest is kevin mitnick. i ll ask him how to set up my goddamn wireless printer. it s my last blog cast for two weeks broadcast for two weeks but i promise to give you one last great show before i go. this just roll it captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) welcome to the report, eve
mentioned grover norquist was the head of the club for growth. he s actually the head of americans for tax reform, although in my defense, same [bleeped] difference. join us next week at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. hey hey captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org stephen: tonight the latest on last week s iowa straw poll. it is now an empty dirt field full of raccoons. then anderson cooper loses his composure, it s the worse journalistic gaffe since walter cronkite covered the moon landing topless. and my guest is kevin mitnick. i ll ask him how to set up my goddamn wireless printer. it s my last blog cast for two weeks broadcast for two weeks but i promise to give you one last great show before i go. this just roll it captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, s