co-host of the bottom line on fox business, greg mcdowell. . he be canadian, but he s not just blowing smoke. entrapment on shark tank host kevin o leary. he gets more cranks than stormy daniels. comedian jim florentine. and finally, he s always scathing, but rarely bathing. fox news contributor him. right all right.. all right. thank you fohar the applausenk u that s meant for me. now, before we get to some news stories, it is friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. yep.here it s leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn t use this i week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , don t me blame red writer we cover in red ants after the show. here we go.fter the smoke from canadian wildfires created hazy skieskies and unhealth ay quality in new york city this week. visibility in timeabs square was so bad, new yorkers had to you e by feel, according to climate activists, breathing the air in new york for 24 hours. it s inrk like smoking six c
housecoats . she s from denver. but gitai owning the lives editor in chief of the federalist, molly hemingway, like a speed bump.s e it s always best to avoid her. fox news contributor catchin and his bites are more lopsidedi than kathy hochul eyebrows. s emy side gig in the nba world heavyweight champion it all got. all right. before w e get to some news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. gregs left overs. mm . yea yeah, it s lefh,t over to where i read the jokes we did it use this week.s and as always, it s my firstg t, time reading these.e asap so if they , we all go outthe pa to the parking lot, we bearkt the out of a writer. here we go . on thursday, president biden totook a spill after delivering a commencement speech ath the u.s. air force academy. the white house says h he s fin he just tripped over an old sandbag. jeff bezos and lauren sanchez are reportedly spending six hundred grand a month to rent kenexa. empty malibu home amenitiesen include a poo
you live in alaska. do you follow what goes on ido m america? yep. as soon as iyes.as soo get. jus yeah. oh, my god. i m sorry. this just coming ico tn. it turns out the president misspoke. he did not cure cancer. he got, rid of a canker sore. he s very sorry. he s very sorry. i ve thought in the mall. i thought it was very funny, the thing he did about the doctor. dijill biden. true because that s really true. like in a movie theater, people shoul d be specific. they shouldn t go. is there a doctor in the house? they should be like. is there a doctor could help in the house? exactly. because what if you go is there a doctor in the house? is guye s, i ll help you ina these. i m a foot doctor and then i ll massagdocte your feet while you die. yeah, i m thisr . i m enjoying the dog story. i like that. beca call itl the the first do, right? then they kind of call like the white house doctor because. did you knowtheyl ? can t call it the first because that was taken when bill clinton w
the other? you say no, right in the middle. yeah, it doesn t matter as much anymore. partyr , wn the middle.the wall streett matter because most of the money is raised online. online 220 bucks at a time.ju so my thinking on this just, you know, in debate we re having this morning about it, this is going to motivate people. sin mo muo much. i don t care whether you re on the biden, you know, potentiale deal or you re trump gettinger your 15th indictment or whatever it is. i stopped counting. this gets people realli y motivated. yeah. so i bet you the cash is coming in like craz so t sh isy and , doesn t matter anymore because the wall street guys wall s, the onese i talked to this morning, are saying what? treasong, n. whoa. yeah. not so easy to work with. right, exactly. it says. i think. i think you re right. i think there s like, they wer>e hoping to exhaust trump supporters, jim, but i think they vters, jie actually re-energized them because it fulfills everything rget, ,trump
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