Employees today has his to do list. Were talking about a budget deal, movement on the farm bill and finally that long promised Immigration Reform deal. Passing a budget, Immigration Reform, farm bill. Those are three specific things that would make a huge difference in our economy right now. All right. So there we have it. The agenda laid out. Joining me now, democratic congresswoman, joe ezoe lofgren california. Senator ted cruz says he would not rule out the threat of shutting down the government once again in the future. Do you think more moderate republican colleagues of yours in the house would ever let that happen again . Well, i certainly hope not. The remaining moderates did not want this shutdown, but i didnt observe that they were able to stop it. So i really think its up to the Republican Leadership in the house not to go down such a reckless and disastrous course again. We heard the president there come out yesterday saying he wants congress to move on Immigration Reform an
Folks,ub im not one to sit in judgment. I prefer to jump up and down in judgment. This is tip of the hat, wag of the finger. cheers and applause . First up, folks, just seconds ago i think i made it clear, im no fan of drug addicts. Just thinking about them makes me so angry i need another xanax. Thats why i was high on life when i learned with a new study from the university of pennsylvania that found a fathers cocaine use makes his sons lessensitive to the drug, and thereby more likely to resist addictive behaviors. Which means if you do not have a crippling cocaine addiction, be sure to thank your dad. See if you can find him. Hes probably giving out handies at the bus station. laughter thats why im giving a tip of my hat to hoppedup pops. Congratulations. applause you have finally cheers you have finally you have finally earned that father of the year mug you stole from the hallmark store after biting the cashier. Researchers found that cocaine causes d. N. A. Alterations in sperm
The show a about to start. Amsterdam is paying alcoholics beer to clean the street. But you know theyre just going to spend that beer on weed. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. cheers and applause good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the would. Nations the holidays are upon us and she i dont know about you, but im ready for some trink ling lights and frosty the snowman, and walking in a winter wonderland. Speaking of snow, cocaine. Sad, drugrelated news this week, and like most sad news, it comes from washington. Jim . Republican trey radel of florida today pleaded guilty to cocaine possession. He purchased three and a half grams of cocaine from an undercover officer. The Tea Party Favorite represents floridas 19th district. Stephen yes, this rising tea party star was caught in a coke bust. Apparently he forgot the part of the tea party story where you dump the prod
[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Join us tomorrow at 1 00. Here it is your moment of zen. Jon s stephen tonight, a florida congressman is arrested. Even more shocking, some florida congressmen werent. Then, controversy at the winter games. Someone finally said it luge and bobsled are the same thing laugh and my guest tonight is m. I. A. Will somebody find her . The show a about to start. Amsterdam is paying alcoholics beer to clean the street. But you know theyre just going to spend that beer on weed. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. cheers and applause good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the would. Nations the holidays are upon us and she i dont know about you, but im ready for some trink ling lights and frosty the snowman, and walking in a winter wonderland. Speaking of snow, cocaine. Sad, drugrelated news this week, and like most sad news, it comes fro
[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Join us tomorrow at 1 00. Here it is your moment of zen. Jon s stephen tonight, a florida congressman is arrested. Even more shocking, some florida congressmen werent. Then, controversy at the winter games. Someone finally said it luge and bobsled are the same thing laugh and my guest tonight is m. I. A. Will somebody find her . The show a about to start. Amsterdam is paying alcoholics beer to clean the street. But you know theyre just going to spend that beer on weed. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. cheers and applause good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the would. Nations the holidays are upon us and she i dont know about you, but im ready for some trink ling lights and frosty the snowman, and walking in a winter wonderland. Speaking of snow, cocaine. Sad, drugrelated news this week, and like most sad news, it comes fro