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An experienced Royal Navy diver has been reduced in rank after telling a female colleague he had the hangover horn and asking if she wanted him to show her his manhood.
Leading Diver Jon Finlay, 37, had been on a drunken evening out with the younger woman in Cyprus the night before during which she lost her phone.
A court martial heard that LD Finlay, who had previously been in a relationship with the woman, offered to help her find it by calling the bar they had been drinking in.
He told her to come down to the dive store on minehunter HMS Penzance, where he was sleeping at the time, and once there he asked her if she missed having sex .