Farts for nothing. Cheer up, kyle, im sure this isnt the first time someone thought they were suffering for humanity was sucking farts. How about we get dessert to help cheer you up. [ ] test from come sdee Central World news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Tonight our guest, youre going to like this, Monique Brinson demery. Shes the author of finding the drag on lady its about my prom. Lets begin tonight with our special coverage of all of last nights big elections with indition 2013, wait, there was an election in 2013, edition. First up. Close to home, new york city elected worlds tallest human bill de blasio, as the mayor de blasio campaigned on progressive platform of economic disparity and economic diversity. This takes time. Jon holy [bleep] lock your doors. La revolution one has begun. De blasio won in a blowout crushing his opponent joe lhota by 49 Percentage Points at
Avenue. A fouryearold boy, two girls, and a grandmother were all shot and the 8yearold girl who was shot died. The other three survived. According to the girls father the woman is the grandmother of the two kids who live here and the girl who was killed was a visitor in the home. Actually, it is a shocker. I am still in denial that she is gone. It is going to come to the time when i am used to her talking my ear off and shell not be there. She has a younger brother who i have to raise without her now so it will be difficult. He says he has no idea why this happened. I asked him who lives here and he said the grandmother and the mother and the two kids. Of course, his daughter was visiting. Police say they have not made any arrests, they do not know the motive or is a description of the killer or of the car the killer was driving. They need help solving this case and they are hoping anyone with information will please come forward. Get ready for warmer temperatures today, here is mike w
Allowed to stick in in the cuch, cucchinelli in new jersey governor cristie cruised to a reelection win over his opponent random de dem democrat, nobody really knows. Christie celebrated by weirding everybody out. Tonight first and foremost i want to say thank you, new jersey, for making me the lummiest guy in the world. laughter jon did new jersey marry crist cristie last night . Why are you looking directly into our souls during your speech . Okay, chris. So christie an mccallive, obviously they will have ram any cases for the two great state, applications that impact real peoples lives. For more on the substantive policy effect of these elections, we go to ou our news analysis. Set the speculometer to three years hence. What does the new jersey race say about Chris Christies prospects in 2016. Mccall mcauliffe came out on top, what it means for 2016. What the results say about the tea party. If virginia is in play, ohio is in play. This was a great night forth democrat. To the a gre
People empowering on the d. O. J. And the f. B. I. And elsewhere. We told you about the conflict of interest surrounding the russia probe. We slammed role in committing fraud on fisa court. T. This is all now going to be proven and told we have been right all along. Tonight we have more evidence. Its scary but it is also we are getting close to resolution. We have long said that muellers witch hunt should never have happened. The investigators needed to be investigated. Especially those overseeing the entire mess. In this case, Rod Rosensteins blatant antitrump bias, including andy mccabe, a known liar, and the efforts to take down the president you voted for our now tonight in full view. We have a full cast of characters, sara carter, alan dershowitz, Sebastian Gorka all weighing in tonight. Plus the latest on the confirmation of judge kavanaugh. Negotiations are still underway to this hour. For his accuser, professor ford to appear under oath. There is now a 10 00 p. M. Deadline. One
We will take pictures behind the resolute desk. Its been there a long time. A lot of president s. Some good, some not so good. You have got a good one now. [laughter] even though they are trying to impeach the son of bitch. Can you believe that . Sean democrats know the president will be vindicated at the end of the senates trial. They dont care. They are more interested in finding an outlet for psychotic antitrump rage. Try and bloodied the president up so it hurts them in 2020. On wednesday, nancy pelosi all smiles, there she is, literally signing off on her b. S. Partisan impeachment articles. Handing out commemorative gold pens with her autographen on them and taking, well, pictures with anybody who wanted them. It was her crowning and only achievement, basically, as house speaker. That very same day, democrats tried to derail the Senate Impeachment trial with a lastminute Smear Campaign disguised as important new evidence. The exact same tactic they used, remember, against brett k