SOMETIMES YOU RAP THE WINDOW, AND SOMETIMES THE WINDOW RAPS YOU
“When the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window.” Maria,
The Sound of Music
Return of the Jedi
In British playwright Ray Cooney’s 1990 farce
Out of Order, the catalyst for the whimsical misunderstandings and lighthearted tomfoolery is a defective sash window that violently slams down when opened.
As a theatrical gag, it’s a decent idea. In real life, it’s downright hilarious.
Last week, a budding rapper (aren’t they all?) named Jonathan Hernandez-Zuluaga who went by the stage name Taz UFO decided to rob a home in Lee County, Fla. That’s the problem with “budding” as a profession…the pay really sucks. And the 32-year-old dreadlocked father of five realized that “budding” wasn’t gonna be puttin’ no presents under the tree this year for the kids he couldn’t support. So of course burglary was the solution! After all, the dude had a lengthy rap sheet for theft and larceny (he
Florida man dies after being strangled by falling window during attempted burglary, police say Stacey Henson, Fort Myers News-Press
Lee County Sheriff’s Office investigates fatal attempted burglary in Lehigh Acres UP NEXT
A man who law enforcement officials say was attempting to break into a house died when the window he was using to enter the home fell on him, pinning and strangling him.
The Lee County Sheriff s Office confirmed that Jonathan Hernandez, 32, died Saturday as he attempted to climb through the window of a homein Lehigh Acres east of Fort Myers.
A photo provided to the Fort Myers News-Press, part of the USA TODAY Network, by the home s property manager shows a person caught in a window with a green frame about 5 feet off the ground. The window is closed on his neck and the man s right arm hangs at his side, his body limp.
Florida Man Dies After Window Falls on Him During Attempted Burglary
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According to reports, a Florida man died after a window fell on and strangled him during an attempted burglary. The Lee County Sheriff s Office confirmed that Jonathan Hernandez, 32, died during the attempted burglary on Saturday. A photo from the home s property manager showed the window closed on Hernandez s neck with his right arm hanging at his side, and his body limp.
“When Hernandez was trying to work his way through the window, it unexpectedly closed on top of him, pinning him and keeping him suspended in the air,” said Lt. Russell Park, a spokesman for the sheriff’s office.
Jonathan Hernandez, 32, died while trying to burglarize home, investigators say
Hernandez climbed into window of home in Lehigh Acres, Florida, on Saturday
But window collapsed on his neck, killing him, Lee County Sheriff s Office said
Hernandez leaves behind a fiancee, Patricia Duarte, and their five children
Duarte said her fiance was a rapper and performer who went by name Taz UFO
She denies he tried to burglarize home and is calling for a proper investigation
Man Dies Trying To Burglarize Home After Window Slams Down On Him
On 12/15/20 at 6:27 AM EST
A Florida man died while attempting to burglarize a home after a window slammed down on him, authorities said.
Jonathan Hernandez, 32, was trying to break into a home on 46th Street SW in Lehigh Acres by climbing through a window on Saturday, according to the Lee County Sheriff s Office. While Hernandez was trying to work his way through the window, it unexpectedly closed on top of him, pinning him and keeping him suspended in air, Lt. Russell Park, a spokesman for the sheriff s office, said in a video posted on Facebook on Monday.