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from third battalion the parachute regiment who died sunday on the fifth of december. he was an incredibly gifted and popular paratrooper. we shall send us. condolences to his family and friends. i met the two brave paratroopers who were wounded at the same time he was killed. i know their families will be relieved to know that they are doing well and in extremely good spirits. mr. speaker, this morning i had meetings with ministerial colleagues and in addition to my duties in the house i shall have further such meetings later on today. thank you, mr. speaker. i would like to associate myself with the condolences with the prime minister does my right honorable friends that it s agreeable that we invest in the future in the unmanned aerial vehicle program that was developed in my constituency and will the prime minister accept my invitation to see the standing work force that is driving innovaon and skills at that plant? well, i ll be delighted to take up the opportunity t
i met the two brave paratroopers who were wounded at the same time he was killed. i know their families will be relieved to know that they are doing well and in extremely good spirits. mr. speaker, this morning i had meetings with ministerial colleagues and in addition to my duties in the house i shall have further such meetings later on today. thank you, mr. speaker. i would like to associate myself with the condolences with the prime minister does my right honorable friends that it s agreeable that we invest in the future in the unmanned aerial vehicle program that was developed in my constituency and will the prime minister accept my invitation to see the standing work force that is driving innovation and skills at that plant? well, i ll be delighted to take up the opportunity to see my honorable friend s constituency in that facility. the truth is that the uav program is exactly the sort of defense asset that we should be investing in. it plays an absolutely vital rol