Youre probably thinking, whiebd i help you . Scar is selfish and greedy and has a huge ego and hangs around with hid owes henchmen, and whats that weird thing on his head . So, yeah, were going to get along great its the late show with stephen coper. Tonight, stephen welcomes michael and musical guests the pretenders. Jon batiste and stay human. Now live from ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause hey sit down thank you very much welcome to the show oh, my goodness. Oh, my good mess. Welcome to the late show. I am happy to be your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause . Did everybody have a good weekend . cheers and applause i had a nice one, too. Im prethanksgiving carboloading. Just to work everything out. laughter i took the last couple of days off. Nice, didnt do much, hung out with friends, made a pie. Jon what kind of pie. Stephen but, you know, had to work all weekend. Jon uhhuh. Stephen donald trump poor guy cant catch break. He didnt
Youre probably thinking, whiebd i help you . Scar is selfish and greedy and has a huge ego and hangs around with hid owes henchmen, and whats that weird thing on his head . So, yeah, were going to get along great its the late show with stephen coper. Tonight, stephen welcomes and musical guests the pretenders. Jon batiste and stay human. Now live from ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause hey sit down thank you very much welcome to the show oh, my goodness. Oh, my good mess. Welcome to the late show. I am happy to be your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause . Did everybody have a good weekend . cheers and applause im prethanksgiving carboloading. Just to work everything out. laughter i took the last couple of days off. Nice, didnt do much, hung out with friends, made a pie. Jon what kind of pie. Stephen but, you know, had to work all weekend. Jon uhhuh. Stephen donald trump poor guy cant catch break. He didnt know being president was a ful
Youre probably thinking, whiebd i help you . Scar is selfish and greedy and has a huge ego and hangs around with hid owes henchmen, and whats that weird thing on his head . So, yeah, were going to get along great its the late show with stephen coper. Tonight, stephen welcomes michael and musical guests the pretenders. Jon batiste and stay human. Now live from ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause hey sit down thank you very much welcome to the show oh, my goodness. Oh, my good mess. Welcome to the late show. I am happy to be your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause . Did everybody have a good weekend . cheers and applause i had a nice one, too. Im prethanksgiving carboloading. Just to work everything out. laughter i took the last couple of days off. Nice, didnt do much, hung out with friends, made a pie. Jon what kind of pie. Stephen but, you know, had to work all weekend. Jon uhhuh. Stephen donald trump poor guy cant catch break. He didnt
Colbert, and in lane two sprint cup champion Jimmie Johnson. They will be racing down the track with eggs on spoons in their mouth and returning with a grapefruit between their legs like the ancient greeks. Lets go to the track ready, set, go and theyre off. Stephen with good form. Whats this . Jimmie johnsons using his hands. A questionable move but since hes a celebrity, ill let it go and now theyre enteringhe appears to be using his hands again to hold the group fruit oh, my and theyre neck and neck its a photo finish lets go to the tape no, i was wrong. Going to the tape was a waste of everyones time. Jimmie johnson clearly won. For cbs racing, larry boberry. Back to you, opening credits announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert toornghts steve welcomes James Marsden, Jimmie Johnson and john waters. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen ehey, welcome, everybody cheers and applause welcome to the
Last lap and Jimmie Johnson appears to be using his hands again to hold the group fruit oh, my and theyre neck and neck its a photo finish lets go to the tape no, i was wrong. Going to the tape was a waste of everyones time. Jimmie johnson clearly won. For cbs racing, larry boberry. Back to you, opening credits announcer tits late sho announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert toornghts steve welcomes James Marsden, Jimmie Johnson and john waters. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen ehey, welcome, everybody welcome to the late show lovely group of folks. Welcome to the late show, everybody. I am your host Stephen Colbert, and i couldnt be happier to be with all of you right now. What a privilege it is to come out here and talk about all of the jon yeah. Stephen some of them good, some of them bad, but human feelings we can share through the miracle of television. Heres something i have a feeling abo