Beat up your enemies in the crudest way possible.
Cyberpunk 2077 is out now, and we’re working on a series of guides to get you the best (or weirdest) cars and weaponry in-game. Today’s guide is all about the Sir John Phallustiff one-handed club (aka vibrating dildo).
To obtain the weapon, you’ll need to progress through the story to the point where you’ve completed
The Heist. Ideally, you’ll also side with Meredith Stout of Militech.
Days later, you can text Meredith and flirt to set up a sexual encounter at the No-Tell Motel. If successful, she’ll propose a liason in room 6, setting up a mission called
Source: Windows Central
Imagine my surprise when I receive an email from Xbox Live notifying me of an enforcement against my account. At first I thought it might be a phishing attempt, but no, logging in to the enforcement.xbox.com portal does indeed show action taken.
Considering I never indulge in in-game chat or ever send messages to anyone who isn t an actual friend, I m sitting there puzzled. Until I scroll down and see what it s for. Inappropriate screenshot . The game? Cyberpunk 2077.
Source: Windows CentralOh.
I ve no idea what screenshot this is specifically, but it s also not hard to imagine it was something related to either the copious amount of dildos to be found in Night City, or something related to genitalia. I make no lie, among friends we ve all been sharing screengrabs of the penis tool in the character creator because we re incredibly juvenile. Or maybe it was Sir John Phallustiff, a suggestive, yet highly capable melee weapon.
Cyberpunk 2077: All Iconic Weapons & Where To Find Them | Unique Gun Locations Guide
You’re nothing without the right weapon in
Cyberpunk 2077. Guns are so common in Night City you can buy them from vending machines but sometimes you’ll find special Iconic weapons. Iconic weapons have special properties that no other guns have, and some of them are the best tools in the game.
Here you’ll find locations for all the Iconic weapons we’ve found so far. Most of them can only be acquired during specific missions check the list before to see all the different types of weapons. We’ve also listed what makes each one special. Some of them are absolutely unmissable.
Where to find every iconic weapon in Cyberpunk 2077
There are a ton of iconic weapons in Cyberpunk 2077 (Image via CD Projekt RED)
Iconic weapons are some of the most dangerous and useful weapons in Cyberpunk 2077.
Each iconic weapon in Cyberpunk 2077 has a name as well as features that are not found in any other weapon.
Iconic weapons are extremely powerful in Cyberpunk 2077.
While there are a ton of weapons in the game, few are considered iconic and rarer than others. These iconic weapons are mega-deadly and can provide some entertaining action in Cyberpunk 2077.
The majority of these weapons can be found in Cyberpunk 2077 by completing main jobs and side jobs. There is nothing better to equip with V as he takes on Night City.
What you need to know
Cyberpunk 2077 devs confirmed that they will be working to decrease the number of dildos that spawn in-game.
The dildos appeared en masse throughout the map as a collectible, but quest designer Philipp Weber noted that the number is going to be adjusted in future updates.
Weber also hints that a hotfix might ve addressed that issue already.
It s no secret that Cyberpunk 2077 is a game about sex. Sure, it attempts to tackle other ideas as well, but it revels in its sexuality. The world of Night City is filled with sex shops, different kinds of sex workers, and different ways to get off. It s also filled with dildos. Maybe. too many dildos?