Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers creators and stars of mapleworth murders, paula pell and john lutz. Coanchor of cnns new day, john berman. An all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth hows everyone doing tonight . Still stinging that you werent bidens vp pick . Me too lets get to the news. President trump criticized senator Kamala Harris on twitter today and said, quote, there was nobody meaner or more condescending to slow joe. Added trump, sorry, slow, stupid joe nobodys been meaner to slow, stupid, ugly joe. President trump criticized senator Kamala Harris yesterday and said she was, quote, very weak on facts. Shes weak on facts . Your running mate thinks evolution is a lie we tell kids as part of the war on christmas. Former Vice President joe biden said yesterday that he and senator Kamala Harris will campaign together, quote, if the science allows us. And trump and pence will campaign together, quote, as long as they d
Cardboard cutouts had vanished. So we started looking through the shots, frame by frame. We thought through every possibility. Were they stolen . Maybe the dodgers had to cover them up, because Clayton Kershaw was getting lost in my eyes. No. Turns out the dodgers had moved us, like garbage. And you know who they replaced us with . And this is, by the way, 100 real. We did not make this up. I turn on yesterdays game and in my seat was none other than guillermo dude, what the hell guillermo i didnt know rob oh, im sure you didnt know. So you get my seat. Let me ask you a question. Have you been on a Network Television show every year since 1999 . Guillermo i dont think so. Rob thats what im saying. This just isnt cool. In fact, i think this is mlbs. I dont want to be all political, but sometimes you have to take a stand, which is why im going to call on everyone within the sound of my voice to right this wrong and tweet at the dodgers, okay . With the , lowewasrobbed. Yes, there are man
Been watching a lot of baseball. Im a huge dodger fan. Have you seen this . Because there are no fans, theyre letting people pay have cardboard cutouts in the stands. I noticed the other day our cardboard cut outs had vanished. We thought through every possibility. Were they stolen . Maybe the dodgers had to cover them up, because Clayton Kershaw was getting lost in my eyes. No. Turns out the dodgers had moved us, like garbage. And you know who they replaced us with . And this is, by the way, 100 real. We did not make this up. I turn on yesterdays game and in my seat was none other than guillermo dude, what the hell guillermo i didnt know rob oh, im sure you didnt know. So you get my seat. Let me ask you a question. Have you been on a Network Television show every year since 1999 . Guillermo i dont think so. Rob thats what im saying. This just isnt cool. In fact, i think this is mlbs. I dont want to be all political, but sometimes you have to take a stand, which is why im going to call
I noticed the other day our cardboard cutouts had vanished. We thought through every possibility. Were they stolen . Maybe the dodgers had to cover them up, because Clayton Kershaw was getting lost in my eyes. No. Turns out the dodgers had moved us, like garbage. And you know who they replaced us with . And this is, by the way, 100 real. We did not make this up. I turn on yesterdays game and in my seat was none other than guillermo dude, what the hell guillermo i didnt know rob oh, im sure you didnt know. So you get my seat. Let me ask you a question. Have you been on a Network Television show every year since 1999 . Guillermo i dont think so. Rob thats what im saying. This just isnt cool. In fact, i think this is mlbs. I dont want to be all political, but sometimes you have to take a stand, which is why im going to call on everyone within the sound of my voice to right this wrong and tweet at the dodgers, okay . With the , lowewasrobbed. Yes, there are many other serious things happen
From the makers of a Beautiful Mind comes i have a good brain. A good brain. Youre a genius he thought things that no one else thought. Im an extremely stable genius. Donald trumps very, very large brain. I know words. I have the best words. Person, woman, man, camera, tv. This november, this guy is up for reelection for president. I have, like, a good memory because im cognitively there. A good brain, coming to a person, woman, man, camera, tv near you. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, r. N. C. Ya plus, stephen welcomes ava duvernay kristen bell and musical guest ben folds featuring jon batistd homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen lets get started, ready . We arready. Stephen are you ready to go, peter magee . Yes, but youre inappropriately dressed. Stephen my 91yearold fatherinlaw wants to know why im inappropriately dressed. Im perfectly appropriately dressed because they can only see me from the waist up. They dont kn