it s like copyright infringement. why does nbc care about bryant gumbel and katie couric? they don t even work that it s the glory days. greg: i have to move on. last week, i told you how much i loved smearing yogurt on cats. i haven t changed my mind. but how badly i wanted to auction off my removed dependents to the highest vendor. since that s illegal, i offered a side drawing for a drawing. the winner, john bomb of plentanton, bid just over $2 grand for it and won. here s his check, right here. i covered the information. there is $2,001, to the wounded warrior project for wounded veterans. this is what john won. that s a framed art piece of art of my appendix, autographed
greg: the real story here is that smokers don t protest. they don t. they would there won t be anybody they are all dying. it s because they are too busy being cool. that s a full-time job. if you legalize pot and regulate its existence, then it goes away. that s what is happening with smoking. you are getting rid of smoking. greg: that s a genius point. thank you very much. good night. greg: it s legal, but you can t do it anywhere. pot is illegal and everybody s high. not true! that s why i m in the stripes. greg: in a few hour, red eye turns four. we put together a montage of what most people believe to be the very best moments of the show. take a look. on that note, let s go. brooke, bill, bobby, john, i m greg. goodbye. i shall see you next time.
by all three of us. this will be going out monday to you, john. congratulations and thank you for your generous contribution. everybody else, don t be sad if you lost, because we will be continuing these auctions with more great art by me, including this new one, unicorns on mars. send me a bid to red eye to be considered. and the money goes to charity. because when it comes right down to it, i am awesome. isn t that what charity is all about? doing it so everybody knows i m awesome? here, here. i think we have to move on. does the world need edible furniture? paul mercurio made a buzz. will mr. sheen ever get clean? let s ask dean. shut up, greg. screw you, dean.