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[national anthem] [national anthem] [national anthem] [cheers and applause] pete: if your photos, our nation s anthem on the final day of august, august 31st, year of our lord, 2024, and here we are at 6 a. M. We re ready. I think we re ready. Maybe. Rachel or, good to see you. Rachel: i m ready, but i m not ready. By the way, good morning, joey. I m not ready for summer to be over. I notice people had all these photos of their boats and water skiing and feel taking kids tubing. My kids start school next week, and i m just not ready. I love summer so much, joey. Joey: down south we start early, andin know i didn t know that until i started coming up here. August 6th is when we start, i had at least five things we didn t do this her rachel: like what is? joey: i wanted to do a weekend trip to the beach, just stuff like that, fun things i wanted to do with my kids in between my son being a fanatic about his running and going to the the running camp and stuff like that. We didn
Process. Heres a small portion of it. These videos are just part of the evidence in various Capitol Riot Court cases. So thats the reality, what you are seeing with your own eyes. Now for the unreality several republican lawmakers and rightwing fox hosts are desperate trying to bury what happened on that day, and you heard them already claim the attack was mostly peaceful, and the rioters were not armed or they were not really pro Trump Supporters and a mob. In fact, republican congressman andrew klei thinks what we saw here resembles a normal tourist visit. And now, this is the d. C. Metro officer beaten with a flagpole while defending the capitol that day. I am not here to make this a political issue, it just so happens that one party is lying about what thousands of officers experienced that day on capitol hill. Im going to confront anybody that lies about that day, because while these members are betraying their oath, thousands of d. C. Police officers and u. S. Capitol Police Offi
Process. Heres a small portion of it. These videos are just part of the evidence in various Capitol Riot Court cases. So thats the reality, what you are seeing with your own eyes. Now for the unreality several republican lawmakers and rightwing fox hosts are desperate trying to bury what happened on that day, and you heard them already claim the attack was mostly peaceful, and the rioters were not armed or they were not really pro Trump Supporters and a mob. In fact, republican congressman andrew klei thinks what we saw here resembles a normal tourist visit. And now, this is the d. C. Metro officer beaten with a flagpole while defending the capitol that day. I am not here to make this a political issue, it just so happens that one party is lying about what thousands of officers experienced that day on capitol hill. Im going to confront anybody that lies about that day, because while these members are betraying their oath, thousands of d. C. Police officers and u. S. Capitol Police Offi
Process. Heres a small portion of it. These videos are just part of the evidence in various Capitol Riot Court cases. So thats the reality, what you are seeing with your own eyes. Now for the unreality several republican lawmakers and rightwing fox hosts are desperate trying to bury what happened on that day, and you heard them already claim the attack was mostly peaceful, and the rioters were not armed or they were not really pro Trump Supporters and a mob. In fact, republican congressman andrew klei thinks what we saw here resembles a normal tourist visit. And now, this is the d. C. Metro officer beaten with a flagpole while defending the capitol that day. I am not here to make this a political issue, it just so happens that one party is lying about what thousands of officers experienced that day on capitol hill. Im going to confront anybody that lies about that day, because while these members are betraying their oath, thousands of d. C. Police officers and u. S. Capitol Police Offi