they can watch this on loop for eternity. [laughter] greg: i don t thank you deserve that. joey, i go to you first for no particular reason. [laughter] i m not sure about this guy. of all the things he said the worst thing was when he said they don t make [inaudible] decisions. we don t always make the best decisions at 2:00 o clock in florida in florida and now i have a nine -year-old son so you know what i m saying. really, this made me so mad. the premise that he s working on here is that the military is undereducated and he s talking to high school students and you only go there if you don t do well here. that premise is completely false. not only is he stupid but he s spreading lies. i d love to meet the marines
i ve batting 900 mine so i had one bad day. greg: one bad day, joey. i ve got a leg up on your two. greg: terrible. david, what about the memo? the memo was good but we all kind of wanted more out of the memo. i feel like it didn t give enough secrets. i feel like they should just open this mcafee of the tsa project they should just let you in the fault for an hour. here s the thing. the memo i already knew. let s show the. can we show that? this is from march 2017. greg: this is you. i can t read it. it s too far away. greg: [cheering and applause] the most trusted names in this. greg: you are like a psychic with really interesting glasses.
don t think i know how to tell if someone is hot or not. i ll be out with my friends and i ll be like that guy is and they ll say yeah, kat, he s asking for change. he doesn t have a home. [laughter] and i m like i can change him. come over. greg: you will change them because he s defecating on the sidewalk. joey? in this day and age attractiveness is how hard you work for it. are you doing crossfit or what are you doing and it makes sense to me in the sense that if your personality is to wait on the government or got to bestow gifts upon you you may be liberal and ugly but if you work for it, we are conservatives and we get worked on. [cheering and applause] no offense and i didn t mean to figure you in that one getting work done. greg: david, you are slightly sweaty. thank you, greg, i appreciate it.
these things. i don t like the trend of them learning language. we don t need more opinions in the world. you know what i mean? they will have a yelp account and it s like i came to the grill and i m so excited and disappointed. greg: i m giving the pacific ocean three stars. [laughter] yeah, and aren t [inaudible] better than that but. greg: parents. parents. they re too repetitious. and they re always staring at you when you do stuff and when you kill people. [laughter] greg: carrots are a great witness to crimes, joey. joey, if they were really smart why did they invent anything? they have these big brains but there s no will bike, you know, there s a whale industrial
i don t like the trend of them learning language. we don t need more opinions in the world. you know what i mean? they will have a yelp account and it s like i came to the grill and i m so excited and disappointed. greg: i m giving the pacific ocean three stars. [laughter] yeah, and aren t [inaudible] better than that but. greg: parents. parents. they re too repetitious. and they re always staring at you when you do stuff and when you kill people. [laughter] greg: carrots are a great witness to crimes, joey. joey, if they were really smart why did they invent anything? they have these big brains but there s no will bike, you know, there s a whale industrial