comedians can make jokes about poop which we were trying to avoid. it s an insult. it s an insult for joe. greg, i will tell you, the way i eat at any restaurant, i immediately need a toilet anyway. that s good to know, i guess. but, i mean, that s really all you re going to say? well, the problem is it s also you know what? you know what? had it with you. had it with you. had it with you. are you kidding me? don t like you. don t like it. don t like it. you want some joy of hate? hate yourself. i guarantee you i will see you back here in a week. you won t last in l.a. you won t see me because you can t see over the table! because you re too short! oaf you will be chewed up and spilt out. hollywood will chew you up and spit you out. i curse you from l.a.! you not going to be there to curse me. you ll be sleeping on a couch with some transient. you ll get lost between the couch cushions because you re
but do you think this is real? i do think it s real. you do? yeah. i think it s real disgusting. ladies and gentlemen, i m not sure. whenever we do this show, i have to ask, is it real? did you see the pictures? it s real. remind you not to say anything disgusting that we have to bleep out, but is this a lot like the hard rock cafe. yes. but better! this is a place i d go to. the whole time, i m not the only one who thought this, you re reading the story going, taiwan, how is this not japan? but then i remembered, japan took over taiwan from 1890 until right after world war ii and it also got me to think, why were japan and germany allies? what did they have in common? of course, their love of poop! oh, bill, you re a weirdo. that s true. joe, stories like this exist i think so headline writers can write things like, flushed with success and think they re really clever or really predictable
they re so easily scared. sometimes i don t think they understand what the concept of hiring means. i don t know either. on a low budget. pick up animals a the pound and go, greg, we hired him. hey, joe. yes. really successful comedians like they spend they are time testing material before it s ready for a real audience. what about comedians like you? i run out onstage without any notes in front of me. my approach, like doing this show. i kind of jump out there and see what comes out of my mouth and hope there aren t angry tweets afterwards. disappointing, too. [ laughter ] there always are. aren t there? always are. what do you think of obama care? joe you don t really follow politics. you re a guy on the road. do you have health insurance? i do now through the sag actors union. you have to make a certain amount of money on tv to keep the insurance up, and when you do a show for free it doesn t
real? i do think it s real. you do? yeah. i think it s real disgusting. ladies and gentlemen, i m not sure. whenever we do this show, i have to ask, is it real? did you see the pictures? it s real. remind you not to say anything disgusting that we have to bleep out, but is this a lot like the hard rock cafe. yes. but better! this is a place i d go to. the whole time, i m not the only one who thought this, you re reading the story going, taiwan, how is this not japan? but then i remembered, japan took over taiwan from 1890 until right after world war ii and it also got me to think, why were japan and germany allies? what did they have in common? of course, their love of poop! oh, bill, you re a weirdo. that s true. joe, stories like this exist i think so headline writers can write things like, flushed with success and think they re really clever or really predictable
all right. send your letters to him. giraffe cannot write letters. that s why i chose them. you look at a giraffe. they re all the same. a variation, joe, you can t monitor for all variations. you got to say, ah, a giraffe, got a long neck. put him in a place. we do it for dogs. we also breed for those variations. are you suggesting we breed our children? have you not read his pamphlets? you don t want to know where this conversation is actually going. you suggested we breed with dogs? oh. think about it. you drug it out of me finally. we ve got to take a break. more stuff when we come back. amazon.com, autographed copy, and the greatest book ever written. period. my insurance rates are probably gonna double.