According to your analysis, the average increase in any state 441 in the united states. Thats an average. The captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you so much. cheers and applause . Folks, thanks so much. You know i need to folks, right off the top of the show, lets get to the big story tonight, the Mayoral Election right here in new york city. With zero precincts reporting, as far as i bothered to research, were prepared to name bill deblasio the next mayor of new york city beating noted kitten grinder joe lhota. Mayor deblasio, i support you, and so does my 64ounce mountain dew. Sir, youve got some very small shoes to fill. Of course the bigger mayoral news comes to us out of toronto, and the drug scandal engulfing chris farley tribute mayor rob ford. After months and months of his deni
[applause] his name is james, James Cameron the bravest pioneer no budget too steep, no sea too deep whos that . Its him James Cameron from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is the jon stewart. Weve got a good show for you tonight. What is going snon. [cheers and applause] wow, what a show tonight. Tonights guest bob woodruff. Well talk about liz Veterans Foundation ant big benefit coming up. You remember a few months back we talked to the mayor of toronto rob ford was a crack head. That there was maybe a piece of video of mayor rob ford of toronto smoking crack. [ laughter ] and i now understand the videotape is exhibiting the poor judgment you often associate with smoking crack. I cannot comment on a video that ive never seen or does not exist. He cant comment on good news, everybody. [cheers and applause] now toronto mayor rob ford
According to your analysis, the average increase in any state 441 in the united states. Thats an average. The captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you so much. cheers and applause . Folks, thanks so much. You know i need to folks, right off the top of the show, lets get to the big story tonight, the Mayoral Election right here in new york city. With zero precincts reporting, as far as i bothered to research, were prepared to name bill deblasio the next mayor of new york city beating noted kitten grinder joe lhota. Mayor deblasio, i support you, and so does my 64ounce mountain dew. Sir, youve got some very small shoes to fill. Of course the bigger mayoral news comes to us out of toronto, and the drug scandal engulfing chris farley tribute mayor rob ford. After months and months of his deni
First up. Close to home, new york city elected worlds tallest human bill de blasio, as the mayor de blasio campaigned on progressive platform of economic disparity and economic diversity. This takes time. Jon holy [bleep] lock your doors. La revolution one has begun. De blasio won in a blowout crushing his opponent joe lhota by 49 Percentage Points at which point lhota was swol owed up by angry zombies. Somebody get the guy an apple bus, the yellow pages to stand on . Meanwhile in Virginia Governor race, terry mccallive struck a below for corrupt government by defeating tea party archetype and noted sodomy opponent ken youre only allowed to stick in in the cuch, cucchinelli in new jersey governor cristie cruised to a reelection win over his opponent random de dem democrat, nobody really knows. Christie celebrated by weirding everybody out. Tonight first and foremost i want to say thank you, new jersey, for making me the lummiest guy in the world. laughter jon did new jersey marry crist
Farts for nothing. Cheer up, kyle, im sure this isnt the first time someone thought they were suffering for humanity was sucking farts. How about we get dessert to help cheer you up. [ ] test from come sdee Central World news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Tonight our guest, youre going to like this, Monique Brinson demery. Shes the author of finding the drag on lady its about my prom. Lets begin tonight with our special coverage of all of last nights big elections with indition 2013, wait, there was an election in 2013, edition. First up. Close to home, new york city elected worlds tallest human bill de blasio, as the mayor de blasio campaigned on progressive platform of economic disparity and economic diversity. This takes time. Jon holy [bleep] lock your doors. La revolution one has begun. De blasio won in a blowout crushing his opponent joe lhota by 49 Percentage Points at