i wanted to play football. are you ever sorry you gave it up? no. band stand, yeah. nice. l.l., nice to have you. thank you so very, very much. the truth is, dick clark gave opportunities to just about everyone in popular music for the last 3oo( 50 years and i m proud to be on that list. you re like joan and melissa. l.l. cool jay was so happy to be there. it was just a good night for him. he s vibrant. a vibrant guy. lewis, thank you. still ahead on way too early, your tweets, texts, e-mails are next. and morning joe now just moments away. [ kitt ] you know what s impressive?
we have no idea. this all seemed to be on the down low. so one more celebrity is opening up her heart to oprah winfrey. this time it s lady gaga. she told oprah that she would like to have children. in fact lord help us. more than one. she d like to have a few. she also wants a husband. and she made a gesture to indicate a baby bump, saying she wants to experience that. and i have a first name for her first child. what is it? goo-goo. goo-goo? goo-goo gaga. you are so clever. snooki or lady gaga? who shouldn t procreate? that s a tough one. mm. all right. i ll let you think about that one. and finally russell brand, of course, he got himself in hot water filming a movie down in new orleans. snatched an iphone from a photographer, threw it through a window. a warrant was issued for his arrest. he willfully turned himself in, apologized, reported bail, reimbursed the photographer, and said you know, i m doing this in honor of steve jobs because an iphone should
tobacco. mary matalin on this race and the gop and women s rights. only in america, the olive garden review making an 80-year-old woman an internet food sensation. one night only, jane lynch tonight. good evening. the big story tonight. i m guest hosting while piers is away. as a guest host, i am entitled to my own banner. cnn plasters these all over the place. let s get the jane lynch one up and running. there it is. thank you very much. it s good to be a host. now, before piers went away on vacation, he tried to offer me some advice. what does it take to be a guest host on piers morgan tonight ? huge shoes. i am size 11. i have huge shoes. anything else you would like to add? don t get too gleeful, jane. it s a temporary job. we ll see about that, piers. we are going to have fun this evening. joan rivers is here. i m so excited. so is her daughter. melissa is waiting. i hate glee. it s not like my high school. i went to a jewish high school. it was a diff
i don t know what she s smoking but i m sure it s not tobacco. mary matalin on this race and the gop and women s rights. only in america, the olive garden review making an 80-year-old woman an internet food sensation. one night only, jane lynch tonight. good evening. the big story tonight. i m guest hosting while piers is away. as a guest host, i am entitled to my own banner. cnn plasters these all over the place. let s get the jane lynch one up and running. there it is. thank you very much. it s good to be a host. now, before piers went away on vacation, he tried to offer me some advice. what does it take to be a guest host on piers morgan tonight ? huge shoes. i am size 11. i have huge shoes. anything else you would like to add? don t get too gleeful, jane. it s a temporary job. we ll see about that, piers. we are going to have fun this evening. joan rivers is here. i m so excited. so is her daughter. melissa is waiting. i hate glee. it s not like my hi
she s had a ton of plastic surgery. now she s putting a number to what we ve all known. and she says she s gone under the knife more than 700 times. not surprising. no. she actually joked she s had the treatment done so often that she gets one procedure one free procedure for every ten she goes in. it s crazy. there s this new reality show called joan and melissa: joan knows best. and even her daughter at one point had to stand up to her and say mom, you re a little too addicted to this surgery thing. but joan says she s hooked, she likes to do it, and even at 78 years old she has one more procedure she d like to have done that she hasn t, she d like to, and that s to get a tattoo. she hasn t done it yet but she s still considering. but 700 procedures she has done. she simply loves it. that s a lot. she is miss plastic rivers. but hey, she s got a great personality. you know who doesn t need any help is beyonce. no. four weeks after giving birth to little blue ivy, she