The oscar. Y this weird, shavedmeat sandwich with my phone . Why cant my battery last lo enough to navigate me through these scary woods . S . Ugh. Eh, probably fine though. [lightning strike] why cant my phone have enough memory to hold all a hundred and fortyfive of my movies, like that one with the action and the martial arts. You seen that one . Why cant my phone take high quality low light photos instead of this big, expensive camera . [police siren] why dont you come down from there sir . You got it why doesnt my phone work after i pour this expensive champagne all over it . How am i sposed to show people how rich and carefree i am . Why did i have t to wait s long in this commercial to do a celebrity sports person cameo . [scoreboard buzzer] why dont i er get asked to be the spokesperson in the commercial . Ha, ha. Good question. Introducing the only waterresistan fast, wirelesscharging, best camera having, memory expandable, pay almost anywhere, Samsung Galaxy s7 edge. Vr exper