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Dads in our audience, i hope your families came through for you yesterday. Did they come through for you . No. They never do, do they. I had a good fathers day. The best part of fathers day, i know this is going to sound weird for me the best part was when my wife forgot to get me a car. I will get a lot of mileage out of this. She said she got it and wrote and forgot to bring it home which is what i say when i forget to bring her a card, only im lying when i say it. This is good news for me. I dont know know if we should have cards for fathers day. For mothers day theyre sweet with nice messages. Fathers day cards fit into four major categories, golf, fishing, barbecue, beer. [ cheers and applause ] and beer. [ cheers and applause ] and beer [ cheers and applause ] and beer and beer. What kind of message is this. Dad you are a pot belly drunk and were sending you to rehab after you finish mowing the lawn. Ear we need to mix it up. Either the cards need to change or we do. Later on wel
Then Rachel Maddow talked about it on msnbc for an hour and it turned out to be nothing. [ laughter ] so this is pretty great. This is a report from long beach, new york, where the freezing conditions did not stop this man from taking a surfboard into the sea. Stick with this one because its worth it. Tell me how those waves are. A little bit sloppy. Were you able to get any action out there . A little bit. How long did you stay out for . Floated a mile. Do you have a van here . We do have a van here, that big news van. Do you want to give me a ride back to my car . We might be able to work something out for you, whats your name . Adam. Do you always surf the crazy storms . No. My first time. Your first time. Are you going to go out again . Yeah, i think ill try surfing again. Do you usually do it in the summer . No, this is my first time surfing. Period . Yeah. Ever . Yeah. Jimmy you know, on second thought, i dont think were going to let you in the van. [ cheers and applause ] you kn
Featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 660, missouri steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, that feels good. Welcome. Thank you very, very, very much. And welcome to you. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome at home as well. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. This is the one to be at. You guys made it. Welcome. Well, heres what people are all talking about. This weekend was the big march for science, the big march. And there was a lot of Animal Rights activists protesting trumps policies on endangered species. Trump was like, i love endangered species. [ light laughter ] thats why i refuse to drink the new unicorn frappuccino at starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] i would not order that at all. All right, i had two, but after that, im full. No more. Actually, environmental activists say that trumps border wall would disrupt the migration of hundreds of species. Anim
You all are ignorant [ bleep ]. Jimmy oh, joe. Was he talking to us . I dont know either. Dicky from hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live after the debate tonight, gal gadot, debate sensation ken bone in las vegas, jimmy talks to kids, and president ial candidate gary johnson. And now, more than ever, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy hi, everybody. Thank you. Very nice. Hi, im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching, thanks for coming. We are beaming to you live from audience saw, from the university of nevada, las vegas, the final president ial debate. Ever, i think. I dont think there will be will be another one. After tonight Hillary Clinton and donald trump, think about this, they never have to be in the same room again. Its like the last time we saw mom and dad fight before the divorce. All the Major Networks scrapped their regularly scheduled program to cover this. Bla blackish was preempted for a new episode of whiteish. There was a lot of speculation