Chrissy, chrissy, oh, oh lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, Kathy Griffin luenell and music from glen hansard with cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very nice. Thanks. Welcome. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here in hollywood, california, on our second night back to work. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I appreciate that. We were on strike we were on track for 150 days. Im glad youre happy to see us. Not everyone is happy to see us, i have to say. In particular, this is really interesting. A very loyal viewer, somebody who watches the show a lot and takes it in, 1 05 in the morning last night, 1 05 a. M. , posted the following thought. Now that the strike is over, the talentless, lowrated creeps of Late Night Television are back. I knew there was a reason i didnt want to see it settled, true losers [ laughter ] from real donald trump. This from a man who is such a loser, he
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Joining us. Very kind. Another star day in washington, d. C. If you watched the news at all, you know the house today officially handed over the articles of impeachment. Speaker of the house nancy pelosi signed the paperwork this afternoon. This i thought was interesting. She did it, she signed her name one letter at a time, using a different pen each time. [ laughter ] she used 22 pens to sign her name. What is going on . Did she get an endorsement deal with bic . [ laughter ] its hard to argue youre not enjoying the impeachment when you turn it into a calligraphy class all of a sudden. [ laughter ] speaking of pelosi, she named impeachment managers including jerry nadler, adam schiff, and newly available red sox manager alex cora joined the team. [ laughter ] [ applause ] they really want to win this. This is big stuff, only the third time in American History articles of impeachment have been sent to the senate, which means starting tuesday donald joanna trump will become the first f
Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden made a surprise trip last week to ukraine by taking a 10hour train ride, or as the guy next to him thought, an 80hour train ride. [ laughter ] President Biden reportedly had a difficult time sleeping last week on the overnight train ride from poland to ukraine and read a briefing memo on the history of kyiv and that didnt put him to sleep [ laughter ] that would have put the last president into a multiyear coma [ laughter ] in a new interview, President Biden said that he was, other things to finish before launching a fullblown president ial campaign. Like, for instance, yellowstone. [ laughter ] according to a new report, then president trump, was so upset with late night host Jimmy Kimmels criticism that he asked white house staffers to call disney executives and he was apparently so upset with me that he called my boss thats right,
an illegal immigrant wanted in el salvador. the family attorney will speak to fox and friends . carley: and a teen who survived a 60-foot fall from a cliff. we ll ask him about that. todd: did you see this? hammer. three sky players coming over. i think they are going to look at this. todd: sports world in a frenzy after angel reese s move on caitlin clark. we ll get more into that. you are watching fox and friends first, i m todd piro. carley: i m carley shimkus. we start with this. hundr hundreds thousands of migrants could get legal status thanks to new parole plan from the biden administration that could be announced by tomorrow. todd: madeleine rivera has details. madeleine: it is called parole in place, offer deportation protection for those who have lived here 10 years and stream line process for migrants to obtain permanent legal status and u.s. citizenship without having to leave the country. this could be as large as daca. this is on the heels of ex