On this very program. For real. I mean, this is the behavior of a sick, sad individual. Theres a guy on this show named pat who wasted eight hours of his life putting these together. Missed his Daughters High School graduation okay, so jimmy begs me to take him on vacation, then he goes away for the whole summer. Does he invite me . Nope. Instead he asks me to cover his shift. Like we Work Together at the cheesecake factory. But hey, im happy to be working at all. Everything is strange right now. We started this year thinking the election was going to be the craziest thing to happen in 2020. Now batman has the damn coronavirus the whole Entertainment Industry is upside down right now. Movies are being delayed. Theaters are mostly closed. But some people are still going to them. Tom cruise went to a Movie Theater in london, but thats different. Because he does all his own stunts. [ cough ] they wouldnt let me drive a cab in die hard with a vengeance. You think theyre letting that little
He and jimmy are good friends, and theres no feud whatsoever. Its all completely made up. Great. What else can i burn to the ground . Guillermos not even mexican, hes polish. Real name is igor kowalski. Its a web of lies, guillermo how are you doing man . Guillermo pretty good. David how do i even know if thats true . Anyway, we will come back to you, maybe after the show is over. At the start of the pandemic, i was hosting my own show on comedy central. Now im guest hosting jimmys vlog in an empty pottery barn where they shoot young and the restless. Things are clicking. By the way, if you had told me ten years ago that today id be hosting a late night talk show in a house for no one, i wouldve said, yeah, but ill still have cool hair, right . Thats all im concerned about. You know, there are a lot of bad haircuts out there right now. A lot of tiktok haircuts. All weve had to do for the past five months is take edibles and cut our own hair. And ive really had some doozies over the yea
Uncommitted voters in the swing state of pennsylvania. And for the very latest, we go to jonathan karl, who was in the room with the president in philadelphia. Jon . On balance, this was a pretty good event for donald trump. He got to show another side of himself, an empathetic side, talking about the incredible death toll from covid19. This was something we rarely see from the president. That said, he also said again he has absolutely no regrets for anything about the way he handled the crisis. He wouldnt do anything differently, and he said some things that are sure to generate controversy. During one exchange with a pastor from here in philadelphia, an africanamerican pastor, the president said, well, i hope theres not a race problem in america. And he had a back and forth that was very interesting on the subject of race. He also said that he believes the virus would go away, even if there wasnt a vaccine. Thats something that i am sure many Health Professionals will disagree with.
Shift. Like we Work Together at the cheesecake factory. But hey, im happy to be working at all. Everything is strange right now. We started this year thinking the election was going to be the craziest thing to happen in 2020. Now batman has the damn coronavirus the whole Entertainment Industry is upside down right now. Movies are being delayed. Theaters are mostly closed. But some people are still going to them. Tom cruise went to a Movie Theater in london, but thats different. Because he does all his own stunts. [ cough ] they wouldnt let me drive a cab in die hard with a vengeance. You think theyre letting that little bitch jump out of a plane . Hey wheres guillermo . Guillermo im right here when was the last time you went to a Movie Theater and saw a movie . Whatd you see . Guillermo i saw sonic. Oh, the hedge hog. Is that about the coked up little gopher running around or was that don jr. . Guillermo that was the hedge hog. Do you have a Favorite Movie of mine . Guillermo snakes on
Vlog in an empty pottery barn where they shoot young and the restless. Things are clicking. By the way, if you had told me ten years ago that today id be hosting a late night talk show in a house for no one, i wouldve said, yeah, but ill still have cool hair, right . Thats all im concerned about. You know, there are a lot of bad haircuts out there right now. A lot of tiktok haircuts. All weve had to do for the past five months is take edibles and cut our own hair. And ive really had some doozies over the years. Ive basically looked like ive been cutting my hair during a pandemic since i was twelve. I used to go to a place called we make it look selfcut. Heres a good one. Its a hairdo that screams do you even know who my father is . Youre going to be hearing from our lawyer. These are jokes off the picture. Everyone gets that, right . Here i am finding out i just got accepted into a restricted golf club. If you want that haircut, just tell your barber you want to look like a guy who acc