From rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show, starring jimmy fallon tonight tonight join jimmy and his guest Sarah Silverman, dua lipa, Steve Kornacki and musical guest common featureing Black Thought and the legendary roots crew now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody thank you so much. Welcome to the tonight show, everyone, im jimmy fallon anchoring hour 30 of nbcs Election Night coverage. Come on its 2020 did you really think last night would end up wrapped with a neat bow today felt like waking up with a hang over and realizing youre still at the bar what a long and emotional and confusing ride, like a Matthew Mcconaughey car confusion that wont end. You think youre stressed imagine how President Trump feels in two months hes either getting inaugurated or incarcerated it was crazy heres what most heard before bed. Too close to call too close to call. Too close to call. Jimmy from now no more poles until
Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Kenan Thompson kate mara, musical guest, james blake and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh yeah please oh, my goodness. Wow. Okay thank you very much. Wow, thank you, thank you. Thank you very much, everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show here. [ cheers and applause studio 6a in new york city thank you, roots lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, as of this afternoon, some states are still counting their votes, but the numbers are looking good for joe biden. Yep, it seems like america [ cheers and applause seems like america is just about ready to socially distance from president trump. [ cheers and applause yep, as more votes came in today, the coronavirus put on its hat and coat and thought, well, its been a good run. [ laughter ] good day to you all. Thats
Been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . At this point it would be no . At the white house today President Trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for the weekend. [ laughter ] they did show up. Not only did the players meet with the president , one of them made a surprise appearance at sean spicers daily press briefing. He said that on nafta he wants very big changes. Are we going to get rid of it once and for all . Are we at that point . Like very big changes i think well see what pans out in the negotiation. Think theres an option can i just need some help . I think i got
This particular asteroid has been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . At this point it would be no . At the white house today President Trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for the weekend. [ laughter ] they did show up. Not only did the players meet with the president , one of them made a surprise appearance at sean spicers daily press briefing. He said that on nafta he wants very big changes. Are we going to get rid of it once and for all . Are we at that point . Like very big changes i think well see what pans out in the negotiation. Think theres an option can i i think
Been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . President trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for the weekend. [ laughter ] they did show up. Not only did the players meet with the president , one of them made a surprise appearance at sean spicers daily press briefing. He said that on nafta he wants very big changes. Are we going to get rid of it once and for all . Are we at that point . Like very big changes i think well see what pans out in the negotiation. Think theres an option can i just need some help . I think i got this, but thank you. All right, thanks, man. Ill see you