Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests james spader, chris paul, musical guest 21 savage and metro boomin, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [cheers and applause] jimmy oh, hey. Thank you very much oh thank you thank you very much. Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show coming to you live here. [ applause ] lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, in public President Trump hasnt given up on the election, but the big story is in private hes been telling people he wants to start his own right wing conservative Media Network to take on fox news [ laughter ] finally, a chance to hear what trump has to say [ laughter ] yeah, trump wants to take on fox news let me just say, good luck trying to replicate the electricity that is neil cavuto. [ laughter ] seriously, youre going to try to beat this lou dobbs
Airpods and hope he doesnt shove us into an oncoming train. [ laughter ] even with all this tension, trump has not lost his sense of humor. For instance, this morning he tweeted, we will win. [ laughter ] which is funny. We have a reality show host who will not accept reality. How pleased with himself is Vladimir Putin right now . That 2 million rubles or whatever he put into interfering in the election in 2016 . What a payoff. Might be the greatest investment of all time. Its like he hit the destroy america lotto. Republicans are handling the president with kid gloves, because those are the only gloves that fit him. [ laughter ] i have to say, im less disgusted with our toddlerinchief throwing his oatmeal than i am at the Republican Congress going along with this. The baby is right that oatmeal should go on the wall, hes within his rights to throw it on the wall. We need to let the process of oatmealflinging play out. [ laughter ] only a handful of prominent republicans have acknowled
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests chris rock Jonathan Majors, musical guest sasha sloan. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, hey ahha that was very nice thank you very much, everybody lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, last night, President Trump held a press conference and this one was out there even for him i mean, when time life releases a box set of trumps craziest moments, this will be on it. [ laughter ] yeah, trump was asked to commit to a peaceful transition of power if he loses the election and this was his response. Will you commit to making sure that there is a peaceful transferal of power after the election well, were going to have to see what happens you know that ive been complaining very strongly about the ballots. And the ballots are a disaster we want to have ge
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon join jimmy and his guests bts. Chris colfer stanley cup champions the tampa bay lightning. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hi yeah, hey thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, i hope everyones doing a little better after last nights president ial debate my only wish for tonight is that you laugh at these jokes as much as joe biden laughed at president trump. [ laughter ] so you didnt what about the question i will say sir jimmy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha, h ha, ha, h ha, ha, ha [ laughter ] jimmy after last nights disaster, trump and biden both confirmed they will appear at the next debate. Meanwhile americans were like, yeah, you guys have fun with that. I cant believe theres two more of these. Its like getting Food Poisoning at chipotle, then trying to
Its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, everybody, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for tuning in my name is jimmy fallon and i appreciate you being here this on monday night. We have a big show john legend is here. We also have Mike Birbiglia. And then john legend is going to perform a track off his new album bigger love tonight on the show happy monday to everybody and thanks again for watching. Honey, do you think maybe we should do another ask the fallons ask the fallons maybe. Tomorrow, tuesday is normally when we do it. Thats our tuesday. Jimmy havent done it in a a while. Its been a while jimmy yeah had a little break. Jimmy yeah, you havent brought it up. I found that funny i have not mentioned it, no jimmy well, if anyone has questions for me or my director and beautiful wife, nancy, or our kids, you know my wife loves to be on maybe they wont have questions. Jimmy my life loves to be on camera. Maybe they jimmy let our audience, as