Featuring brent faiyaz and shy glizzy, and featuring the legendary ots crew. Questlove 773 chicago steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, oh, oh, i feel the love. I feel the love out there. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, you made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] the tonight show. We got a hot, fresh new show tonight. You guys, thanksgiving is just three days away. [ cheers ] i saw that tomorrow President Trump will pardon a turkey at the white house. [ light laughter ] then hell spend the next week criticizing him for not thanking him enough. [ laughter and applause ] i shouldve let you got eaten. [ laughter ] actually, the white house just posted photos of the two turkeys trump will pardon and they also released of the two turkeys trump refuses to pardon. Take a look. There they are, yeah. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy a bit of a scandal. A bit of a scandal. Ste
I want to begin by sending special well wishes to our viewers in oklahoma who are in a state of emergency. In oklahoma last night they introduced an emergency bill to keep transgender people from using the bathroom. Thats right. This is the bill. It declares, quote, for the pezpe preservation of the Public Health and safety, an emergency is hereby to exist. This is a good time to call your family members in oklahoma to make sure theyre okay. How can this be an emergency . How many transgender people can there there be in oklahoma . Four. Who do you call when a man walks into a womens bathroom dressed as a woman, the Fashion Police . I have had bathroom emergencies. This is not one of them. [ applause ] jimmy i once had to abandon my car in the left lane of traffic, get in and run into an asian restaurant called pick up sticks, by the way. That was a bathroom emergency. This is ill tell you something. This will all change when im Vice President of these united states. Please, bring out
Special well wishes to our viewers in oklahoma who are in a state of emergency. In oklahoma last night they introduced an emergency bill to keep transgender people from using the bathroom. Thats right. This is the bill. It declares, quote, for the pezpe preservation of the Public Health and safety, an emergency is hereby to exist. This is a good time to call your family members in oklahoma to make sure theyre okay. How can this be an emergency . How many transgender people can there there be in oklahoma . Four. Who do you call when a man walks into a womens bathroom dressed as a woman, the Fashion Police . I have had bathroom emergencies. This is not one of them. [ applause jimmy i once had to abandon my car in the left lane of traffic, get in and run into an asian restaurant called pick up sticks, by the way. That was a bathroom emergency. This is ill tell you something. This will all change when im Vice President of these united states. Please, bring out the podium. [ applause ] jimm
Special well wishes to our viewers in oklahoma who are in a state of emergency. In oklahoma last night they introduced an emergency bill to keep transgender people from using the bathroom. Thats right. This is the bill. It declares, quote, for the pezpe preservation of the Public Health and safety, an emergency is hereby to exist. This is a good time to call your family members in oklahoma to make sure theyre okay. How can this be an emergency . How many transgender people can there there be in oklahoma . Four. Who do you call when a man walks into a womens bathroom dressed as a woman, the Fashion Police . I have had bathroom emergencies. This is not one of them. [ applause ] jimmy i once had to abandon my car in the left lane of traffic, get in and run into an asian restaurant called pick up sticks, by the way. That was a bathroom emergency. This is ill tell you something. This will all change when im Vice President of these united states. Please, bring out the podium. [ applause ] ji
Viewers in oklahoma who are in a state of emergency. Did you hear about this . In oklahoma last night they introduced an emergency bill to keep transgender people from using the bathroom. Thats right. This is the bill. It declares, quote, for the preservation of the public peace, health and safety, an emergency is hereby declared to exist. This would be a good time to call your family members in oklahoma to make sure theyre okay. [ laughter ] how can this be an emergency . How many transgender people can there even be in oklahoma . Four . Who do you call when a man dressed as a woman walks into the ladies room . The Fashion Police . I want you to know that wherever you live, i am here to help you during this time of bathroom emergency. What is going on . Let me tell you something. I have had bathroom emergencies. This is not one of them. [ laughter ] jimmy i once had to abandon my car in the left lane of traffic, get out, and run into a casual asian restaurant called pickup sticks by t