from coast-to-coast our schools are toast. is time once again for. our education system sucks. it s funny, because it spelled incorrectly. have you heard about equitable grading? i haven t because i m not allowed within 100 feet of a school. they still refuse to believe i drive an ice cream truck. but school districts around the country are buying into this even though many teachers aren t , they think it s as shady as a gynecologist who works out of his garage. what is equitable grading really ? the grading scale begins at 50 percent, instead of zero, that means you do deserve a de- commit that extra leg up makes it a b or se. picture joy behar, i m sorry, but she stepping on the scale, right? where zero is actually 150 pounds. voilà, she only weighs 160 instead of 310. that is equity. meanwhile, homework is played down and kids are given multipl chances to complete the same assignment and the same test because if it first you don t succeed, you re probably a dumba dumb
as you know, it s friday, so that means we welcome the guests first, so let s do that. after every podcast, she dumps gatorade on her guests. host of the sideline saturday podcast, michele tafoya. [applause] he has the body of a model. buried in his basement. comedian jim florentine! [applause] like a hedgehog, she is prickly but lovable, and eats worms. fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and, finally, bigfoot reports sightings of him. my massive sidekick in the n.w.a. world heavyweight champion, tyrus. [applause] now, before we get to some new stories, it s friday, so we are going to do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! mmm! greg: at left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always is my first time reading them, and when they suck, i die a little every time. so here we go. a new study shows divorced or single, senior citizens are more likely to develop metairie loss the mic to make memory loss. as opposed to married women, who never forg
amazing! it was so upbeat. at least he didn t say maga. maga republicans do not respect the constitution. maga forces extreme. the extreme maga ideology. maga republicans. maga republicans look at americans and see carnage and darkness and despair. greg: carnage and despair. that was easy. if you were a maga republican with china, then imagine foreign policy. it would be call to arms against an evil empire. it s the standard tonight. our equality of democracy. as i stand here tonight, democracy is under assault. greg: and what? shaking hands with imaginary friends and believe every child s head is sacred and a playground for them. [ audio difficulties ] greg: yes, so did you, julie. okay. the biggest throat to our democracy is trump supporters. like when larry kudlow showed me his pole dancing videos, this is where it gets weird. not every republican are maga republicans. not every republican replacing their extreme ideology. i know because i ve been able to wor
finger, like my childhood friend we had to call mittens. yeah. in case you scoff at the idea that the media works from the same script, the same playbook, same oxygen deprived brain, you need to see thursday s l.a. times piece on how late-night selected comedians covered the hearings. the same unison response. or should i say unisom. since they were dull enough to put a method into a coma. we are coming to just hours after the january 6, and he shocked with a hearing i can only be described as cuckoo. ah-oog-ah. i was shocked that trump threw any of his food away. this guy has taken more selfies with food then he has with some of his kids. who the hell elect him out of his car seat. he probably finished his big mac first. who had catch up at lunch? greg: those shows should come with a warning, do not operate heavy machinery afterward. or expect amusement while viewing. they aren t even trying to think outside the box. maybe because it s malakoff and where, and t
creating a definitive list where individuals will not be able to carry firearms. public transportation. shannon: learning new details about the human smuggling tragedy in san antonio that left 33 people dead. citizens there are on edge. we have texas republican congressman chip roy standing by. record crime rates and soft on crime policies. record retirement by police officers and prosecutors. we begin with the state of the u.s. economy. the president continues to blame russia. white house correspondent kevin corke is taking closer look. great to be with you as always. happy friday. as you can well imagine, there are a record number of americans expected to take to the skies and the roadways to celebrate this fourth of july holiday weekend. they will do so will make skyrocketing airfare and gas prices. while the white house is bringing down those costs remains its top priority, at least one of the president s advisors tonight is taking some major heat for seemingly defe