[ laughter ] the guest introdtion jokes, really? [ laughter ] half the time i should be like (bleep) there s no guest. [ laughter ] let s begin tonight with the republican party and another installment of indecision 2012 the greatight hope. we mentioned rick perry s intrier in parade the magazine there you go. [ laughter ] parade maga scene, the maga scene most people mistake for coupons. [ laughter ] doesn t he look like he is undressing himself with his eyes? doesn t it look like he s looking in the mirror going, yeah i d (bleep) me. he get in trouble for implying he was not 100% sure that barack obama s birth certificate was authentic. he explained what he meantth i m not worried about the president s birth certificate. it s fun to poke at him saying let s see your grades and your birth certificate. jon: i mean, i kid around. one time we were executing this fella and, i called that infusion room before midnight and i said to the fella and i said why do i call it