morning not with me jesse: you know, we should do photos. next week i ll put a photo of what i look like when i wake up in the morning. i promise. we got one from canada. good morning on the sugar deal jesse. water is the most important drink. we don t need the sugar. jesse: was that a canadian accent? i don t remember the canadians speaking like that. maybe a french canadian. the oklahoma kid, least hear it. i m a republican but i really like that obamas are making some money. this is a capitalist country. let them make some money. at least they re not taking from the government, they re paying taxes. so give them a break. jesse: give michelle obama
intentionally masturbate. lemon should apologize. i get half credit for that. he had consent. jesse: he gave himself consent. lemon welcome here any time to apologize. jesse: you re down, siegle. knew this could happen. last category, give me sugar. everybody knows you re not a real celebrity till you have your own drink line. which famous first lady coming out with her own brand of fruit juice. melania trump or michelle obama. who is a fruit juice tycoon? both saying michelle. who is it? we can make products that are tasty and healthy and good for the bottom line. and i m putting some skin in the game. jesse: so i recollects siegle, you needed to go with a different one than she had but it was impossible. i would have lost by two. i can t believe you didn t go with a different one. no matter what you d i was going
killed. it was ugly. tonight we have segal and he calls himself a doctor. going up against kennedy. are you trying to put a spooky spell on it. i m never going to win this. jesse: you re a phd, a medical doctor. 20 years more schooling than i have. your among base is very diverse and mine is not jesse: no medical questions and you might be in trouble here. category is four finger. which legendary golfer flipped off a fan on the course this week. john daley or phil mickelson? are they right? both have phil. that s daley. dang it. jesse: that does not look like mickelson. i don t know if he can grow a beard. he can still drive 500 yards. jesse: he ll drink some beer. he had a few bottles in the day. jesse: just a few before the first tee. screw and tell. that s naughty. we all know gwyneth paltrow is a
candidates, barack obama will finally fundamentally transform them to lose the country and every one of the viewers knows jesse: are you columbian i forget. my father is mexican american. jesse: i got it right. i wished a guatemalan woman this afternoon happy cinco de-mayo and got nervous because i didn t know if she celebrated but white people celebrate it too it s basically like thanksgiving. if you like mexican food, celebrate it. nobody has better foods than mexicans. the italians will get mad about that. i don t care. mexicans win. jesse: that s the most controversial thing you ve said and you ve said a lot of
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