Todays top story me. I was big last night. I was so big. So, so, big, big. Did you see my speech . Everyone was saying i was so president ial, because i started talking like this. [ light laughter ] in a slow, deeper voice. Wasnt i president ial . I was so president ial . [ cheers and applause ] i was president ial. Im going to be so president ial all the time. Theres going to be so much president ial, youre going to get sick of me being president. [ laughter and applause ] i totally spoke from the heart. I was so calm and so collected. I have to admit, i started meditating. [ light laughter ] it works. I have a new app thats like headspace but even better. Its called hairspace. [ laughter and applause ] but i will also admit that right before my speech, steve bannon did shoot me up with a horse tranquilizer. Isnt that fantastic . In other news me again. [ light laughter ] my speech was so good, people were talking about it before it even started. Here, watch this clip that i didnt edi
I was big last night. I was so big. So, so, big, big. Did you see my speech . Everyone was saying i was so president ial, because i started talking like this. [ light laughter ] in a slow, deeper voice. Wasnt i president ial . I was so president ial . [ cheers and applause ] i was president ial. Im going to be so president ial all the time. Theres going to be so much president ial, youre going to get sick of me being president. [ laughter and applause ] i totally spoke from the heart. I was so calm and so collected. I have to admit, i started meditating. [ light laughter ] it works. I have a new app thats like headspace but even better. Its called hairspace. [ laughter and applause ] but i will also admit that right before my speech, steve bannon did shoot me up with a horse tranquilizer. Isnt that fantastic . In other news me again. [ light laughter ] my speech was so good, people were talking about it before it even started. Here, watch this clip that i didnt edit or change in any wa
I was big last night. I was so big. So, so, big, big. Did you see my speech . Everyone was saying i was so president ial, because i started talking like this. [ light laughter ] in a slow, deeper voice. Wasnt i president ial . Wasnt i president ial . [ cheers and applause ] i was president ial. Im going to be so president ial all the time. Theres going to be so much president ial, youre going to get sick of me being president. [ laughter and applause ] i totally spoke from the heart. I was so calm and so collected. I have to admit, i started meditating. [ light laughter ] it works. I have a new app thats like headspace but even better. Its called hairspace. [ laughter and applause ] but i will also admit that right before my speech, steve bannon did shoot me up with a horse tranquilizer. Isnt that fantastic . In other news me again. [ light laughter ] my speech was so good, people were talking about it before it even started. Here, watch this clip that i didnt edit or change in any way