South Shore Delight
Keani Canullo. Photo: Keoki
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On Oahu, people love to complain about Town. Normally, it’s people not from Town (a blanket term for the South Shore), but nonetheless, when it comes to Town-surf it’s a trendy thing to do. “It’s sooo lully,” they complain. “Sooo crowded,” they grumble. “Parking was nuts!” they exclaim.
“The water is too brilliantly turquoise, with a temperature not unlike being in mother’s womb as a prenatal babe.” Or: “The multiple rainbows that shimmer in the residential valleys between precocious, passing showers are distracting in the tube,” is another common grievance.