So hes either trying to tell us how tough he is, or hes trying to explain his extensive brain damage [ laughter ] according to a new poll, former Vice President joe biden has retaken the lead nationally in the democratic primary said biden, im gonna win this thing or my name isnt whatever my name is. [ laughter and applause a record 31. 5 Million People are expected to be traveling for the thanksgiving holiday and no surprise, theyre all taking your exit [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause just how it goes thats just how it goes. A newspaper in canada ran a christmas ad this week and misspelled santas name as satan. [ laughter ] weird, thats so weird. The same thing happened to me at starbucks, said today was pie in the face day. And tomorrow is pie in the laundry room while you hide from your relatives day. [ laughter and applause mit students over the weekend set a Guinness World record after throwing a hot dog 120 feet and catching it in a bun. 50,000 a year, said their parents, who
Guests john boyega, Abigail Spencer, musical guest, jp saxe featuring Julia Michaels and the legendary roots crew questlove 1165 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody i love you, jimmy jimmy i love you too, sir. You too, sir i love you, yeah [ light laughter ] i love everybody here. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching its gonna be fun tonight. Youre gonna love it you guys, tomorrow is thanksgiving so im happy youre here thank you very much. [ cheers and applause i love thanksgiving. Its fun spending the day looking at passed out relatives and trying to guess full, high or drunk . [ laughter ] thats right thanksgiving is almost here. Tomorrow youll be patting, rubbing and stuffing your turkey while today the tsa did all of that to you. [ laughter ] steve hey. Jimmy even though its thanksgiving, tomorrow you
Well, dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight ma, omut don johnson, cma winner maren morris, mean tweets music edition, and music from Zac Brown Band. And now, moving on, jimmy kimmel [cheers and applause] jimmy thank you very much. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thank you for coming. Very fine. I thank you for joining us on one of the most historic and important dates in the history of the United States. My birthday. Thank you. I dont love my birthday i its not a big thing for me. But i will say this, i got exactly what i wanted this year. Good morning, everyone. This is the first of a series of Public Meetings the house will be holding in an impeachment inquiry. Jimmy thats right, i turn on the television and there it was. The impeachment hearing. We got testimony from bill taylor, the top diplomat for the ukraine. They did not paint a flattering portrait of our president and his boot lickers in the house didnt look too good either, devin nunes op
The united states. And its been smooth sailing ever since. Trump plans to celebrate his adversary by playing golf and making love to an overcooked steak with catsup on it. This is kind of interesting. You know how the president has the best words, uses all the best words . Well, hes in monroe, louisiana last night, where he treated the crowd to what seems to have become his new favorite word that is not a word. Mueller, remember that mueller, with that hoax. The biggest lie ever foistered on the american people. Jimmy foistered. He did it again in lexington. The most egregious fraud ever foistered. Jimmy and again in tupelo. The biggest lies ever foistered. Jimmy used the word three times in a week. Ifs a combination of foisted and forced, which happen to be his two favorite ways to meet women. The Washington Post had a story this morning, and the president went Washington Postal all over it. It said i asked william barr to hold a press conference to do h declare that the president had
Two weeks after the rorinda Halloween Party shooting, how and where the arrests took place. In san jose new video shows a sea of bicycles broken and destroyed. Now nearby neighbors are demanding action to get rid of these socalled bike chop shops. Celebrating sustainability, diversity and inclusion, which San Francisco businesses will take home this award. Abc 7 news at 11 00, starts right now. Today we just want to tell people we love them. Well, its happened again tonight. Grief after a student opens fire on a campus in south california. Two classmates dead, three wounded. During to the turmoil families were receiving Text Messages like this one. Everyone saying theres a shooter on campus, i dont know whats going on, but i love you and dad so much. This was at Saugus High School in sant the shooter shot himself and was taken to a hospital. Hospital. Reporter gunfire erupting just as the school day was beginning. I have one down inside the office, and i need paramedics right now. Repo